:/

Car, 24 they/she, queer, probably autistic

[ganondorf]

[peach-foxgloves]

No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

[lavender-lily]

oh thank GOD

[andypantsx3]

just want to add i love how much she hates elon

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[baddywronglegs]

She is also credited by the Audubon society with coining the word “birb”

[madlori]

Also source for probably the best reaction image in history:

[wokeuplaughing]

big fan of these photos I took with a fisher price camera when I was like 8

[pipebombgf]

gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

[pipebombgf]

they billed me for three?? three balls???

[pipebombgf]

[plushieanimals]

tiger tale toys 🐀🐁

[plushieanimals]

[headspace-hotel]

PAPERWORK

[maidthings]

dropping food when you're already sad is such an intense emotion. Just the most fucking wretched self indulgent pity. One time I spilled a bowl of ice cream when i had already spent most of the day sobbing and honestly im still chasing that high

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

[heloyello]

haven’t opened tumblr since 2022, haven’t truly engaged for years before that. and here i am. back on this god forsaken blog i made at 11 years old, now almost 25. i am now back as a tiktok refugee pls tell me this place is still as haunted as it once was 😭

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

taught my dog the word 'yucky' in association to grossness so if he's chewing on something weird I run up to him and yell "YUCKY" and he gives me this look

[cryptidcola]

reblog this version instead you little shits

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[thespongebobsquarepantsmovie]

my son. he had every disease.

[finalfantasyvii]

slop

[papasmoke]

as an ex-catholic it’s very funny to see ‘catholic convert’ in people’s bios it’s akin to running out of a burning skyscraper and passing someone heading on up to the top floor

[papasmoke]

If you enjoyed this post please click on it to view the original now <3

[im-simmin]

Tumblr needs more minigames like this. Way better than “previous tags”

[knifefightscene]

[funnytwittertweets]

[visigoth-476]

Foreign nationals shut the fuck up about American politics challenge

[visigoth-476]

Wrong post lmaooooooo

[anarcho-plumberism-deactivated2]

No I like where this is going please continue

[owowowowwoowoowow]