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I don't know, I just like things.

[jactingjoices-deactivated202406]

people will be like "cas is such a delicate sweet little flower:( a poor wet little meow meow with no self agency:("

meanwhile war criminal cas is out there digging out an angel killing bullet out of his own stomach and shoves it in another angels eye

[funny-tik-toks]

[shamebats]

When vampires are portrayed as mainly preying on women that's so unrealistic like I'm sorry but they're too careful especially around strange men. Dudes are much easier. You could literally lurk in a bush in the park at night and call out "whoa look at this fucked up looking squirrel" and have 3 grown men climb in immediately

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

[cryptotheism]

Man, I'm so glad I joined the Good Team. I was worried I might be slaughtering innocents by the thousands, but I joined the Good Team so I don't have to worry about it.

[angie-pangaea]

Endless List of Favourites + Films ||  Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)

↳  “There were a lot of explosions for two people blending in.”

[help-ivebeen-turned-into-aparrot]

Are there any native German speakers around that would be interested in a pen pal? I'd like to practice my German more since I recommitted to Duolingo. Below is a sample of me trying to ask for the same thing in German, so you can see how well that is going.

Sprechen sie Deutsch? Wollen sie hilf mich mit mein Deutsche lernen? Mein Deutsch es sehr schlecht. Ich möchte sprechen besser.

Lemme know ☺️

[omnidudes-deactivated20240202]

I Kissed a Girl being knocked off #1 on the Hot 100 by Disturbia which was knocked off by Live Your Life which was knocked off by So What which was knocked off by Womanizer which was knocked off by Single Ladies which was knocked off by Just Dance which was knocked off by My Life Would Suck Without You which was knocked off by Right Round which was knocked off by Poker Face is an insane run of HITS. We really said the Global Recession needs the cuntiest soundtrack.

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[nessimaki-deactivated20141106]

[dialupmodern]

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

[lavinaigrette]

Imagine if The Last Voyage of the Demeter just ends with a twenty minute sequence of Dracula trying to singlehandedly steer the ship into Whitby without crashing.

[cannibalchicken]

[neonparades]

i love my women full of bugs and out for blood❤️

[brawltogethernow]

Impatiently on the edge of my seat to hear what happens next in the novel Dracula (came out in 1897 and also I read it last year)

[teathattast]

[graverobber3457]

this episode was the second pilot and so they didnt have all the details down yet, but this line is still so funny to me. “one of my ancestors” you mean your dad, spock? your father?? your father, who married your mother???

[teaboot]

daddy issues symptom 😔 understandable

[daddy-grandpa-and-the-beaver]

If I had a nickel for every movie I've watched where a newly-turned vampire murders her piece of shit boyfriend while wearing a wedding dress I had two nickels, which isn't enough and it's weird that it only happened twice