not all who wander are lost. BUT I AM @verylostbusdriver - Tumblr Blog

affirmations for bus drivers: i am sexy and necessary for society to function 💞 ten minutes is not that late 💞 i can fit through that gap 💞 the passengers don’t need to sit down before i blast away from the bus stop 💞 i can take this turn as fast as i want 💞 twenty minutes is not that late 💞 everyone on this bus desires me carnally 💞 thirty minutes is not that late 💞

catgirltoes

And is the "bus in zero minutes" at the stop with us right now?

#no it is not im so sorry i cant find it

beardedmrbean

[ooc] new tags for my stuff and things

gimmick tag: #where am i ask tag: #paying the fare lore tag: #directions interaction tag: #coworkers

#tags

[call it luck, or lack of thereof, but suddenly you may be forced to stop, as in your immediate path ahead, a bus crashes sideways, blocking the way, perhaps it is fate that decided you must stop here. Perhaps it was just a weird critter and its lack of driving skills]

[or you can simply try to drive through the bus, that's also a possibility]

oh shiiiiiit okay that sucks...... someone . should do something about that. (looks around) fuuucckkk thats me isn't it

#paying the fare #coworkers

verylostbusdriver

i've been dead for 4 fucking years can someone finish my arc

osha-cafeteria-worker

Pspsps hey, hey! Look!

Pull over! pull the fuck over, now! NOW! NOW!

verylostbusdriver

SHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT

gothicprep

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

#please catch me ive been barrelling down 1-40 for the last three weeks

i've been dead for 4 fucking years can someone finish my arc

#dead people tingz

nepofledgling

THIS!!

hungry-skeleton

The legends were true

edmundthebastard

life is actually about thanking the bus driver when you get off the bus

#yea. you better. i have no idea where i am.

i miss my boyfriend

#not a bus stop

beepshroom

heavensghost

bus drivers are never neutral they are either heaven sent or deeply evil to their core

#sorry op im opening the can of bus worms #bdu what do we think

alphabetcompletionist

Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

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ABC EFG I KLMNO RS U

15/26

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[Image ID: a pink 1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville /End ID]

1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville

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pink 1960 Cadi

llac Eldorado

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Ok.

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Achievement Unlocked:

Break The Gimmick

What is going on??

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Item: Cadillac of Confusion; allows wielded to cast indecision upon targets when the engine is revved, making them unable to determine their next move.