not all who wander are lost. BUT I AM

Dean 'Very' Lost. he/him. adult. by getting on my bus you acknowledge the fact im never finding a goddamn bus stop

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[mysteriousbeetle]

ok so it's like two buses. head on collision. and this is the ultimate expression of love.

[wifegideonnav]

affirmations for bus drivers: i am sexy and necessary for society to function 💞 ten minutes is not that late 💞 i can fit through that gap 💞 the passengers don’t need to sit down before i blast away from the bus stop 💞 i can take this turn as fast as i want 💞 twenty minutes is not that late 💞 everyone on this bus desires me carnally 💞 thirty minutes is not that late 💞

[catgirltoes]

And is the "bus in zero minutes" at the stop with us right now?

[beardedmrbean]

[verylostbusdriver]

[ooc] new tags for my stuff and things

gimmick tag: #where am i ask tag: #paying the fare lore tag: #directions interaction tag: #coworkers

[verylostbusdriver]

[call it luck, or lack of thereof, but suddenly you may be forced to stop, as in your immediate path ahead, a bus crashes sideways, blocking the way, perhaps it is fate that decided you must stop here. Perhaps it was just a weird critter and its lack of driving skills]

[or you can simply try to drive through the bus, that's also a possibility]

oh shiiiiiit okay that sucks...... someone . should do something about that. (looks around) fuuucckkk thats me isn't it

[verylostbusdriver]

i've been dead for 4 fucking years can someone finish my arc

[osha-cafeteria-worker]

Pspsps hey, hey! Look!

Pull over! pull the fuck over, now! NOW! NOW!

[verylostbusdriver]

SHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT

[gothicprep]

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

[verylostbusdriver]

i've been dead for 4 fucking years can someone finish my arc

[deadbeatmaker]

THIS!!

[hungry-skeleton]

The legends were true

[edmundthebastard]

life is actually about thanking the bus driver when you get off the bus

[verylostbusdriver]

i miss my boyfriend

[beepshroom]

[heavensghost]

bus drivers are never neutral they are either heaven sent or deeply evil to their core

[alphabetcompletionist]

Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

[dailyquests]

ABC EFG I KLMNO RS U

15/26

[is-this-trans]

[Image ID: a pink 1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville /End ID]

1960 Cadillac Eldorado Seville

[is-this-fascism]

Image ID: a

pink 1960 Cadi

llac Eldorado

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[free-post-store]

Ok.

[i-say-ok]

Achievement Unlocked:

Break The Gimmick

What is going on??

[official-boob-posts]

Item: Cadillac of Confusion; allows wielded to cast indecision upon targets when the engine is revved, making them unable to determine their next move.

[punctuation-completionist]

Orange, Yellow, Green, Pink, Gray

[4/8]

[cat-identifier]

gimmick blog heritage post

[verylostbusdriver]

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