howdy

they/them pls

[notkatniss]

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

[beadyeyes]

giants, 2015

royals, 2016

yankees, 2017

astros, 2020

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mer are you... are you okay

im studying engineering

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OK??? LMFAO???

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[sadhoc]

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[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

mer are you... are you okay

im studying engineering

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

OK??? LMFAO???

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[sadhoc]

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[goodnight-moves-deactivated2022]

At 40, Franz Kafka (1883-1924), who never married and had no children, walked through the park in Berlin when he met a girl who was crying because she had lost her favourite doll. She and Kafka searched for the doll unsuccessfully. Kafka told her to meet him there the next day and they would come back to look for her.

The next day, when they had not yet found the doll, Kafka gave the girl a letter "written" by the doll saying "please don't cry. I took a trip to see the world. I will write to you about my adventures."

Thus began a story which continued until the end of Kafka's life.

During their meetings, Kafka read the letters of the doll carefully written with adventures and conversations that the girl found adorable.

Finally, Kafka brought back the doll (he bought one) that had returned. “It doesn't look like my doll at all," said the girl.

Kafka handed her another letter in which the doll wrote: "my travels have changed me." the little girl hugged the new doll and brought her happy home.

A year later Kafka died. Many years later, the now-adult girl found a letter inside the doll. In the tiny letter signed by Kafka it was written:

"Everything you love will probably be lost, but in the end, love will return in another way."

[mister-christmas]

[everydaylouie]

pigeon bakery

[boykingdom]

every episode of spn is like okay we’re gonna spilt up dean you go confront an element of the narrative that will make clear how the abuse you endured as a child continues to harm your self worth and makes you repress every desire you’ve ever had. sam you go interrogate the milf

[fuckspn]

#now now let's be fair about this #sometimes the episode is like okay we're gonna split up. sam you go connect to a character that has qualities considered monstrous #that will make it clear how the traume youv'e endured throughout your life continues to convince you that you are only meant for sacrifice #dean you go get hit on by men (via @sammysundaynatural)

#alternatively#sam you go do in depth research to prove you were going places and had a future before it was uprooted by your destiny#dean you go interrogate the twink (via @nyamafriend​)

[catchymemes]

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Fun fact, The Questing Beast of Arthurian Legend is the result of people attempting to describe what a giraffe was, then being explained and drawn by people who have never actually seen it.

The Questing Beast was said to have a head and neck of a snake (long neck), body of leopard (coat pattern), hind legs of a lion (tufted tail) and feet of a deer (”hooves:).

[pixie-mask]

I’m having emotions at this artwork. It’s caught between fright and awe; fascination and fear.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Behold, a unicorn.

[boss-of-the-plains]

He got two horns tho

[supreme-leader-stoat]

*record scratch*

*music starts back up*

BEHOLD, A UNICORN

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[decodering]

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

[decodering]

Well, this post went a bit nuts.

[xxxtictacion]

That last one honestly belongs in hell

[official-lucifers-child]

ALL OF THESE HAVE ME WHEEZING AND CACKLING SO MUCH

[ha-nice-joke]

All found in the comments but not found in master post, you’re welcome :).

[gayplanets]

utterly obsessed with this headline

[everythingfox]

“Cat tries some ice-cream”

(via)

[unfinished-song-blog]

[louiswilliams-deactivated201501]

my public school used to have a yearbook committee and me and my friends really hated some guy from 5th grade because he used to always tease us so we changed his name to milky cow in the yearbook (they ended up having to go over every year book with sticker strips to cover milky cow with his real name) and that’s why they discontinued the yearbook committee

[cyborglovesong]

GOD DAMN IT DAPHNE

[lord-raccoon]

love blooms among the trash

[little-punk-ass]

True love (ㅇㅅㅇ❀)

[dykebluejay]

shoutout to all the lesbians/transmascs who went to the hairstylist at 12-14 asking for dyke/masc short hair and came home looking like karen from the HOA

[the-wolf-emoji]

Shout out to all the transfems and gnc guys who tried to grow out their hair without knowing how to care for it and ended up looking like the front man of a Christian rock band

[rosarrie]

baby hippo

[monsieurenjlolras]

I'm actually incredibly gender conforming. the gender I'm conforming to is just previously unheard of and only I have it