buckle up, fucklehead

at a very kingdon time in my life

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[ghostdaartist]

Bro videos are always 🔥 💯.. instant collaborations

[vintageandroid]

i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.

What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?

It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.

My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict 😂

[highonfilms]

Hunt for the Wilderpeople (2016)

[veryfatalefemme]

Her little scurry in oh my GOSHHH & her trail behind samira r u KIDDING ME!!!!?1!1!1!

[emmanuelleriva]

I can’t lose myself in somebody else’s life, when I haven’t lived my own yet. My Brilliant Career (1979) dir. Gillian Armstrong

[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

Source

[hemnalini]

Cautiously hyped (cause it's Netflix) about the new my brilliant career adaptation but so far it looks pretty damn good, and I'm especially excited about seeing my favourite moron roddy ho in the dreamy love interest Sam Neill role (rip legend), but of course when you go into the tag the only things you see of it are of the white boy

[emziess]

Patrick Ball as Dr. Frank Langdon The Pitt, S02E09

[evcrgardn]

"...so you just stand there looking pretty, ER Ken, and let me fix this."

THE PITT (2025-) 1.02 "8:00 A.M."

[thealdersgateoffice]

Shirley Dander and Catherine Standish cast doubt on Roddy Ho’s romantic capabilities while tailing him.

Slow Horses | 5.01 Bad Dates 🐌🐎

[tinkertailorsoldierguy]

two and a half minutes of people pointing out river's failures and fuck-ups

[tinkertailorsoldierguy]

i made a sequel:

5 minutes of people insulting river personally and telling him how much they dislike him and pointing out all the way he sucks and his life sucks

[felixcloud6288]

Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

[felixcloud6288]

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

[kitsuleif]

[earhartsease]

and that much ado? it's about nothing

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[atlinmerrick]

I literally said, "Are you kidding me?" IN THE GASPED ADMIRING WAY.

[masochistrights]

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

[astral-logistics-assn]

Yes, yes, the dentist.  We’ve all been there.

[lostlamblizzie]

forever thinking about the fact that perlah alawi also had such a terrible awful fucking shift and managed to smile through most of it. stay her reliable self through most of it. even her emotions over louie didn't take over. she only let herself break on the roof, after the shift was done. perlah alawi I love you so so so much