insanity aside, nothing stimulates the tumblr ecosystem like staff pulling some monkey ass stunt
we are animals and they are tossing enrichment into the cage and then tossing the cage out of a moving truck
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insanity aside, nothing stimulates the tumblr ecosystem like staff pulling some monkey ass stunt
we are animals and they are tossing enrichment into the cage and then tossing the cage out of a moving truck
tumblr banning the #girl and #weed... huge loss for the three weed smoking girlfriends industry
I’m so mad to the point I’m nauseous
No. No. No you know what? Fuck you. Not directed at you, original poster. Directed at Tumblr, Apple, all of the greedy corporations trying to make the internet a sterile place by censoring anyone who dares to say simple words, words that are nearly always harmless. Focus on getting bigots and predators off of your goddamn platforms instead of trying to ban overly general words.
You can take my porn. You can take my credit card. You can make me have to look at bullshit discourse. You can leave this site a buggy mess. My favorite game related to dragons is Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly. But you can’t take #weed and #girl from me. Why? Because I fucking love weed, and I fucking love women. ALL women. I will fight for women’s rights every goddamn day. I astral project when I’m mad to beat up astral misogynists sometimes. Women are so beautiful. If bringing back the #weed and #girl hashtags cost my blood, I would shed it into your clothes with a smile. If bringing back the #weed and #girl hashtags cost my teeth, I’d pull them out one by one with my own hands. If bringing back the #weed and #girl hashtags cost my sanity, well, I’ve already gone mad!
GIRLS. MADE. YOUR. WEBSITE. @staff @support They’re called Tumblrinas for a reason. Tumblr in 4chumblr was portrayed as a girl for a reason. Girls are the world, and chances are, a lot of the ones who helped this website grow also smoked a shitton of weed! I’m a dude, I know this. If you won’t listen to girls, listen to me. I beat everyone in 8th grade Taekwondo. I’m 6′5. I’ve read Marx. I can lick my elbow. I have an entire journal for manifesting negative energies in Chris Pratt’s life, and I can make another directed to you. I’ve lived hundreds, maybe thousands of past lives. The GODS sealed me in my prime form due to my chaos and power, that’s why I’m here. I was in the YAOI WAR. I destroyed ASTRAL YAOI RONALD REAGAN. The Yaoi War brought a god down to shreds, destroyed him; the ever powerful Dave Scourge-Uzumaki Johnson. It created a powerful devil from the ruins, Aoba Seragaki. You fuck with girls? You fuck with weed? You fuck with ME. I may never know the plights girls go through, but I can fight for them.
Stoner girls run this site, not you, staff. So give back the fucking tags.
You’ve messed with the wrong people.
We are Steven Universe. We are Voltron. We are Destiel. We are Danganronpa. We are Sherlock. We are Dr. Who. We are Homestuck. We are Marvel. We are the Hunger Games. We are Yuri on Ice. We are Gravity Falls. We are the Onceler. We are Sans. We are Weed. We are IBS Warriors. We are those who discovered wearing a fedora makes you an asshole. We are the Mishapocalypse. We are the ones who fought against coffee shop Bronies. We are the Down with Cis bus. We are Alexandria’s Genesis. We are #girl.
We are Tumblr. We will not fall to your tyranny.
Preach
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Built a VR simulator to practice cutting my wife’s lockdown hair. Nailed it?
TERF haircutting simulator
if you arent adding things to your instant noodles you might be some kind of creature
like i think if youre just eating it with the flavour packet alone or, god forbid, without any additions, you are probably a beast of some kind
hey man you got some weed? if i dont keep my buddy kyle constantly baked then he just kills people 24/7
you know i feel like there was some piece of media that had this as a plot point but i just can’t quite put my finger on it. i suppose it will have to remain a mystery. what a shame
It’s this
“oh i get it ! workers of the world should like, unite you know ? we totalllyyy have nothing to lose but our chains !!”
Skinny/fit gays do everything they can to demean, belittle, and erase, fat gays…then Lizzo comes on and suddenly everyone is a thicc bih
sky high kin network does revenge
this is how every man who calls himself a woke male feminists talks to women in DMs
the best original works I’ve made so far tbh
Printssss | Twatter | FNAF porn
as my bitch friend sasuke would say……….tch…………..pathetic
twinks: skinny, hairless
earthworms: ^
I feel like this post woke me up to something evil