Shake & Bake

|Emily| Not chill enough to be a laxer, blame it on LFC. Feelin' Cocky ||CT->SC||

[heather-rose-owens]

[mrpibb]

[tofu-pofu]

op where’s the link

[tofu-pofu]

OP WHERE’S THE LINK

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via bessbell)

[menpale]

[achtvngbbtrash]

Puppies!!!!!

[cheeso]

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

[paranoidrobot-deactivated201110]

Two churches located across the street from each other.

[silvermoon424]

blua:

[blazepress]

[theawesomeadventurer]

what kind of turtle is this

[deactivated8888-deactivated2018]

[cizayox]

This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye

[notascorpio-deactivated20180803]

[creatine-baby]

This is very triggering

[weloveshortvideos]

Moseby has lost it…

[binches-deactivated20220521]

this was so moving… i really hope they cast him in the next pitch perfect movie

[gingerforthesoul]

[jordanshenderson]

Bournemouth vs Liverpool | 17.12.2017

[umbronydraws-deactivated2024050]

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

[1q84]

you: ♪ iii saw mommy kissing saaanta claus ♪ 

me, an intellectual:

[cupcakelogic]

a msg to u from the dog that finally learned how to give me the dang ball

[panicmoon15]

the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im under the sky and thats god’s roof and he wants me to play out for longer!”

i can’t stop laughing.

[panicmoon15]

update: now he’s scootering down the street singing ‘we didn’t start the fire’ while his dad chases him

[eviemaybe-deactivated20200425]

chaotic neutral

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

[cornchipz-revival]

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”