i could be friends with a criminal, i could be friends with an addict, i could be friends with the sick and dying and contagious and violent and miserable, but i could never, ever be friends with someone who is willing to compete on family feud
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i could be friends with a criminal, i could be friends with an addict, i could be friends with the sick and dying and contagious and violent and miserable, but i could never, ever be friends with someone who is willing to compete on family feud
(Context: a magnitude 4.8 earthquake hit jersey/new york this morning. No reports of injuries or major damage)
great joke but also 👀 bootleggers I'm begging you to do the lord's work here
The divorce arc was something else
Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt
fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt
Alright girls, you know what we need to do
no boyfriend no girlfriend no money no prospects but at least i got all these images on my cell phone
Happy Halloween season to this tweet specifically
a post containment breach is usually when a specific fandom post is vague enough that folks outside of the fandom start reblogging it bc it's relatable. the opposite of this is when a random post accidentally vibes too hard with a fandom and op has to respond with "who's [this person you keep tagging]" and I for one, love that genre of post.
god, you're so fucking right.
Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,
was anyone going to tell me that the pope's dressmaker posts dick and cock on instagram or was i supposed to find out for myself
waittttt there's more. apparently he was outed as a homosexual by a competitor but the pope was like well the gowns are sickening so what am i gonna do about it? and so he's still the pope's dressmaker even though he said vatican priests tried to fuck him all the time when he was closeted. work
i lead a simple life. i see a traumatized fictional man and i want to call him babygirl
your minimalist child getting destroyed by my baroque baby
loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done