GodPleaseSaveMe

Cole. 23. You have a heart of gold (gay). Misandrists have a heart of steel (amazing).

[hepburnromanization]

such a junkie i ran out of weed days ago and have just been pacing from room to room looking for things to do with the stare of a terrified sahara cat

[hepburnromanization]

which one you choosing 🤔⁉️

cluster A 🤪

cluster B 😃

cluster C 😢

Remaining time: 20 hours 1 minute

[hepburnromanization]

POV: you're a disabled American

congratulations! you just graduated from college! how will you proceed?

get a corporate job. get othered by abled coworkers. live in fear of termination

join the military. commit acts of pure evil in hope that you'll get GI benefits.

live off disability payments. remain impoverished for life. rely on family.

Remaining time: 6 days 12 hours

[tonyzaret]

Telling my dad I'm a proshipper...

[hashemovitch]

disclosing disabilities in the workplace genuinely feels like this

[hashemovitch]

how the people who insist you're so normal and loveable get when you show up at the function

[hashemovitch]

[hashemovitch]

the alcoholic friend

the crackhead friend

[hashemovitch]

People who developed a weird trauma-projection-obsession with Stranger Things/IT when they were deeply mentally ill teenagers obsessed with reddie/elmax/byler, etc. and got over it as the years passed watching the new ST season

[hepburnromanization]

[hashemovitch]

American rap music: I fuck a bitch I don't pay (ayyyy) I give her money she slay my mama and daddy met in a gang

Russian rap music: My father oh he was a gun (yuh *mispronounced English word*) my mama a bullet born from the snow (uh-huh) I did it all for my hood (ayyy Vladivostok) I slept with a rifle next to my copy of Pushkin now I'm the Pushkin of rap [all of this rhymes somehow]

[hepburnromanization]

therapy only works if it's with an alternate dimension version of me with an M.A.

[hepburnromanization]

[hepburnromanization]

where are yall finding normie friends⁉️

[hepburnromanization]

problem with fandom focusing 999999999999.99999% on men is that it leads to us performatively Wanting Strong Female Characters but when they're provided we ignore them, instead giving the male characters (who the Strong Female Character is on par with re badassery, swag, strength, etc.) cutesy traits and personalities as substitute for the lack of stereotypically feminine female characters. Who also get ignored when they're present, btw. Women genuinely can't win. Even when they don't exist, they cannot win.

[hepburnromanization]

guy who gets off to reality checks

[hepburnromanization]

i usually feel like the stunted one relative to others but when i see grown ass adults spending like 5 months' worth of earnings on a microplastic collectible monster high doll "as a treat" i start feeling mature for my age allll over again