I'm just a mess with a name and a price

I am the sovereign of the ashes of the bridges I have burned

[goth-queen]

[augustheart]

this tweet is ruining my life rn

[csny]

you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!

[evergreen-femme]

im not just a steppe nomad. i'm the nomad who stepped up

[oneheadtoanother]

Happy Fellowship of the Ring Day to all who celebrate

[genkais-arcade]

[citystompers1]

Behind the scenes of Godzilla (1998)

[memebf]

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

[sigmaleph]

i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

[squareallworthy]

Not even to save New York?

[sigmaleph]

what has new york ever done for me

[chilewithcarnage]

Y'all notice they don't make ocean spray commercials anymore. Ain't seen those two white men in the cranberry pit in a long time. The bog spiders musta got them.

[daneelsolivaw]

they should make a followup commercial where the bog spiders are selling the juice

[fairycosmos]

i love reading the text posts on here that are like little windows into everyones lives. someones having coffee. someones waiting for the bus. someones buying their friend a gift. someone's crying, someone's laughing. someones going to bed

[fairycosmos]

it feels like

[ggots]

MILV (mutual id like to visit)

[shaxaphone]

I cant believe that right now santa’s elves are making me a dildo. I love christmas

[dat-soldier]

[itmeansalot]

Aborted neighbour: I would have loved to do construction at 3am

[amazoogle]

we mustnt let these Christmas festivities and whatnot distract us from the true meaning of Thursday

[lokaror]

position being overun by grinch forces. calling in a jolly strike on my location. may claus have mercy on my soul.

[the303]

HALF-LIFE NY MOTD by ra4fhe

[honeyglot]

this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]

[nowhereelsetopost]

this is the most comment I’ve ever see