What's going on here?

I’m working on figuring it out, but until then, your guess is as good as mine. Percy - He/Him - 18+

[orgoatpassantsable]

[fellshish]

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

[thinkingabout-girls]

this pride it is mandatory that everyone is nicer to lesbians. especially trans lesbians

[aubryjoi]

Just havin a lil sip 🧃💙🩷🤍

[my-dailydreams]

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman-blog]

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[cosmonautistic]

For anyone curious or who would like to meet your knowing shoelace - got them from the president - outside of tumblr comrade, here are some to get you started:

First of all, how dare you

going to get a good grade in [something], which is normal to want and possible to achieve.

What's [noun] doing at the devil's sacrament

We used to be a society

Not my circus, not my monkeys

screaming, crying, throwing up

haunting the narrative, haunted by the narrative

peasants (inclusive to all people but especially things)

ancient times/old ways (but you're referring to last week or last century)

Note: Some of the dialect can only be viewed Through Typing or through sheer excitement and contagion like Death to Julius Caesar and Pi Day.

[ghostcaterwaul]

Reblog to gain creative energy and to give more creative energy to the person you reblogged this from.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 1

Arthur Lester (Malevolent)

Goncharov (Goncharov)

Remaining time: 1 day 4 hours

Art of Arthur Lester by @bohemobones on instagram

[bugdotpng]

absolutely boggles my mind how so many social media sites do NOT want you scrolling without an account. can't even click on an instagram profile while not being logged in without it blocking you. even if you put it in the url, it only lets you scroll like twice before it prompts you to log in. fucking youtube won't let me watch videos on my phone anymore because i use firefox focus and don't want to log in every time i wanna watch a video so it's instead flagged me as a bot. i also think social media sites are drastically overestimating how badly i "need" to use their sites. if you won't let me browse someone's profile or watch a damn video on the Browsing Profiles and Watching Videos social media sites then i will simply leave. the power of chucking your phone into the metaphorical ocean. i hope i hurt their metrics every time i close out of a tab <3

[i-enact-postvore]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[bill-cipher-offical]

REMAKING THE POLL BECAUSE SOMETHING SOMETHING MORE BIODIVERSITY OF MY FOLLOWERS THAN HYPOTHESISES WOULD EXPECT

WHICH BILL DEVOTEE ARE YOU

I AM BILL, DIPSHIT

HENCHMANIAC

CULTIST

RESEARCHER

CASUAL FAN

SOME PUNK KID

TIME POLICE OR THERAPIST SPY POSING AS ONE OR MULTIPLE OF THE ABOVE

Remaining time: 4 days

[lostinthewrongfandom]

I’m on the outside watching everything like “sure, that might as well happen”

[bill-cipher-offical]

CASUAL FAN. THREE BUTTONS UP

[lostinthewrongfandom]

I don't even follow you

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Ah so some punk kid by default.

[lostinthewrongfandom]

…no

[biroasedemon]

I apologize for my mutuals disrespect boss

@bill-cipher-offical 

[lostinthewrongfandom]

I will tackle you

[biroasedemon]

Oh you wanna go?

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Yes

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I missed some things I see

[tricky-bastard-pokemon]

ok so

everyone knows about this meme, right?

but does anyone else know the woman who made the food? no? time to educate!

This is “Mother Mary”, the owner of Blackberry’s mother.

She made all the cakes for the restaurant while it was open. Chef Gordon Ramsay tried her red velvet cake, and spoke this meme-able line:

He then called Mary over, complimented her food, and gave her a peck on the cheek.

Look how happy she was to hear that!!!

anyways, I hope she has been able to continue her love for baking since the restaurant closed down.

[tasmanianstripes]

For these who don’t know: The restaurant she worked at closed down but she left before that and opened her own bakery, that’s apparently very successful!

She has a youtube channel where she shares recipes and cooking advice!

[the-based-brit]

[cyber-corp]

Had a dream where Johnny from “The Devil Went Down To Georgia” came out as a trans woman and the response was so unanimously positive it reversed nearly all of the transphobic bills in the South. She played live in Georgia to an audience of about a third of the US.

[cyber-corp]

Happy late pride month to Joanie, the best that’s ever been 🏳️‍⚧️

[cyber-corp]

Joanie recently changed her name to Jolene because “it’s funnier”, she says

[razzmothazz]

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

[razzmothazz]

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

[kosmogrl]

[adz]

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

[honeylemony]

What the fuck who drinks that

[adz]

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

[phage-necro]

this post always makes me laugh. this guy has the weirdest drink order and he probably never goes to this dunkin’ if it took seven months for the barista to see him again. so think about a coffee shop you go to so little you’re not even sure if you’ve gone there before and you walk in and the barista hands you the drink you were about to order before you even ordered it. he will remember that for the rest of his life

[adulthoodisokay]

“it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him” gets me every time.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post