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The key / list to my DOPPELGANGERS Super Star poster, featuring 185 of my favorite monsters.

It’s Coheed season! *airhorn sounds* (Someone less deaf than me will have to figure out the background vocals.)

#new heed #coheed and cambria #coheed #cotf #the dark sentencer #welcome home #new song #lyrics #secretly a text post #why is there no airhorn emoji

Dragonfly Bobble Beanie #coheedandcambria #cotf #collection #dragonfly #syringa #beanie #hat Alright, well, this is my 500th post that isn't a duplicate that I got signed and reposted. So, I took a little stock. So far, I have: 121 Books/Comics 52 Vinyl 50 Posters/Prints 46 Buttons/Pins 37 Stickers 35 Trading Cards 33 CDs 29 Shirts/Pairs of Pants/Socks 26 Drumsticks/Guitar Picks 23 Ticket Stubs 17 Promo Cards/Handbills 13 Early Entry Cards/VIP Laminates/Sticky Passes 11 Hats/Bandanas 9 Setlists/Set Schedules 9 DVDs 8 Resin/Vinyl Figures 7 Hoodies/Sweaters 7 Christmas Ornaments 6 Cassette Tapes 6 Boxsets 6 Pencils 4 Lanyards 4 Stencils 4 Bracelets 3 Temporary Tattoos 3 Download Cards 3 Can Koozies 3 Pairs of Earrings 2 Shotglasses 2 Pipes 2 Luggage Tags 2 Necklaces 2 Clocks 2 Flags 2 Scarves A pair of dice, a sheet of wrapping paper, a skin for a Guitar Hero guitar, a blanket, a bottle opener, a tour itinerary, a steel cutout, a house key, a metal dragonfly, a plush dragonfly, a coin, a vinyl slipmat, a mobile, a baby onesie, a crib bumper, a wristband, a stocking, a hand towel, a tote bag, a lunchbox, a pair of cufflinks, a tie clip, a puzzle magnet, a mini harmonica, a zippo, a PSP video UMD disc, an air freshener, a plastic bag, a pair of sunglasses, and a skateboard. For a total of 620 items. Is it getting a little out of hand? Maybe. But whatever. Just a heads up, there's going to be a large post dump coming soon so be ready for that. Haha. Also, I may do a little something special once I hit 184 followers so...yeah. Follow me or share and that could happen a little faster! Thank you for not spamming me with hate because I spam you with a bunch of pictures. You guys are pretty cool. We are together, we fall together. #nowitstimefortagspam #coheed #evilink #evilinkcomics #evilinkrecords #weerdscience #davenportcabinet #prizefighterinferno #shabutie #thamorywars #killaudio #translucid #keyofz #vinyl #coheedrelated #allthingscoheed #oneamongthefence #184letsburnitdown #foreveronetogetherburningstars #wearetogetherwefalltogether #giveaway #giveawayincoming

w-r-o-u-g-h-t

i can’t imagine anything more uncomfortable than having to live your life with incineroar

imagine just walking around to get a bowl of cereal and you finish making it and you turn around and there’s a 6 foot tall furry hovering over you

imagine trying to pet and play with the buff ass furry that used to be your pet cat

cursed

mildredistired

heretakemeinstead

Can we just talk about Buzzwole for a second though? Just brushing your teeth and you glance at the mirror and suddenly there's a giant ass bara mosquito behind you. No thanks.

#pokemon #buzzwole #incineroar

writing-prompt-s

You’re in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself.

kittenwiskers

Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous.

I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasn’t scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters… I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying! I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte’s bed. Across the room underneath Daniel’s crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again. “I’m not afraid of you monster!” She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and… She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Me. “Move. Over!” Charlotte hisses at me. I do. The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn’t afraid of any of my monsters; she’s afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. “What the…” I cut Francis’s next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. “If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity.” I promise to him. As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. “I’ll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling.” Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed.

bi-est-witch-of-middleearth

WELL GODAMN, WE HAVE OURSELVES A WINNER

gabbyzvolt25

Holy shit I’m gonna cry that’s beautiful.

octopodeez

So i’m moving out on my own soon and my dad wants to make sure i know how to cook and he just called me downstairs and threw an apron at me and was like “WELCOME TO CHOPPED”

octopodeez

Ok my mystery ingredients are: canned potatoes, frozen spinach, frozen green beans, and tilapia

And he shoved them all under a cake platter so he could do a dramatic reveal

octopodeez

He keeps referring to himself as Tim Allen and idk if he’s trying to be funny or if he is just confused as to what Ted Allen’s name is

octopodeez

HE JUST YELLED “SUDDEN DEATH” AND PULLED A BAG OF WALNUTS OUT JFC DAD TED ALLEN WOULD NEVER DO THIS TO ME

octopodeez

Alright so we’re doing Walnut Crusted Tilapia on a Bed of Spinach with a side of Microwaved Green Beans and Canned Potatoes. Gourmet cooking at its finest.

octopodeez

He has been narrating everything I’ve done and whenever I’m about to fuck up he runs to the kitchen table and pretends to be a judge like “Interesting choice preheating the oven to 300°…I’d do it to 350°”

octopodeez

My dad told me I only have three minutes left but I think he said that three minutes ago so idk if he’s serious? IDKIDKIDK EVERYTHING IS A BLUR RN AND I HAVENT EVEN PLATED WHAT AM I DOING ON TUMBLR

octopodeez

Ok so apparently “throwing things on the plate in a panic” isn’t plating, but it tasted really good. Also, I didn’t get chopped, but my dog did because she wouldn’t stop barking at the neighbor.

I feel so accomplished and idk I think I’m ready for the actual show keep an eye out for me, guys

katastrophic-kitten

@sewer-druid

yournewfriendshouse

This is actually such great dadding

theragsagainstthemachine

It’s been some time that I’ve been working in this project and the people of #evilink and #boomcomics have announced that I’m the artist behind AMORY WARS: Good Apollo I’m Burning Star IV.

Written by: Claudio Sanchez, Chondra Echart-Sanchez and Blaze James

Art by: Me and colored by Emilio Lopez