Mishmashy things.

21. London. Quidditch player. My gender is more fluid than water (they/them/their pronouns). Stand up comedian occasionally.

[herewepasstheball]

Thomas The Tank Engine merchandise isn't as good as it used to be.

[flippyspoon]

Salsa Olay

[metalgrrl78]

Macaroni burts bees.

[hobbular]

Pink Lady Earth Science?

[comrade-side-eyes]

…..McDonald’s Nivea? I. I don’t. Fuck it, just fuck it. That’s fine. This is fine.

[darkersolstice]

Double Bacon Cheddar Sinful Aromas.

[audacityinblack]

Turkey Breast…some dragon’s blood scented shit I got off Etsy. Good shit tho.

[gothiccharmschool]

Blackberry Egg Bake Bee Friendly. When I did this on Twitter, when I first saw it, it was Kale Gratin Bee Friendly. This whole meme makes me crack up.

[sherryfrajer]

Carob Spirulina Mizon

[theycallmeskittles]

Breakfast Taquito TimeWise …?

[ladyshinga]

French Fry Nothing I Have Very Dry Skin I sound so beautiful

[talageek]

Brie Elf.

Well then.

[tundrakatiebean]

Almond Hey Honey …

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Raisin toast Thayer’s witch hazel toner

[hippyelfchick]

Cheeseburger Vanishing Cream

[pumpkinband]

Yogurt Nivea

[acetoinfinity]

Cupcake Gorgeous.

I win.

[herewepasstheball]

Cucumber I Don't Moisturise

[herewepasstheball]

Update on the fitness. Been doing really well in the gym. 3 times in the last week plus Saturday trainings. Diet's been mostly bad, but not as bad as normal. Let's keep gym momentum going!

[herewepasstheball]

After a personally shocking BQC, it's off to the gym tonight. I'm gonna fucking wreck next season. #beastit

[endlessyuji]

I’m losing my actual mind right now lmfao. I think the wave effect when I type is my favorite??

[herewepasstheball]

Long time no see tumblr.

[askbait]

Letter Ask

A- At what age did you have your first kiss? B- Have you ever been in love? C- Do you have a crush/who is it? D- Have you ever dated anyone? E- What’s the grossest thing you’ve ever done? F- Have you ever flown in a plane? G- Do you prefer boys, girls, both, or neither? H- How many times have you been in love? I- What are your interests? J- What is the worst joke you’ve ever heard? K- How many times have you been kissed? L- Are you in love? M- What’s most important to you? N- Have you/would you ever send nudes? O- How often do you cry? P- What’s the weirdest thing you’ve done in public? Q- Make up your own question R- Are you right or left handed? S- What is your weirdest sexual fantasy? T- Do you trust easily? U- What style of underwear do you wear? V- Are you a virgin? W- Who is your best friend? X- What are your exes like? Y- What’s your favorite place to be? Z- How many words can you list that start with the letter z?

[fruitgushers]

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

[yongmuney]

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

[herewepasstheball]

hi im ben and i can't not injure myself

3/10. I've had 2 injuries in the past 14 months. And trying to not have the tag of "injured player". NICE TRY SUCKER.

[ssapphik]

write an 'about me' pretending to be me and i'll rate the accuracy /10

[tomhiddletson]

she’s beauty she’s grace she’s in love with aliens and space

[40screamingfrogs]

she’s gorgeous, she’s seductive; she wants to be abducted

[herewepasstheball]

I'm super good at just attaching myself to friends till they get sick of me and hate me.

[bisexualspongebob]

[herewepasstheball]

my god my life is 87% a mess.

[erin-nations]

Today, we honor the memory of those who have lost their lives to anti-transgender violence. 

If you’d like to attend a TDoR vigil or event, click here for a list of locations near you.

[librarianoftheclayr]

my opening questions on tinder