the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er
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the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er
When your Ranger keeps hallucinating conversations with you but you're literally just a horse...
Ranger's Apprentice is truly an fascinating book series, because it starts as the normal kid's book, where in book one our young underdog protagonist discovers he's good at something and goes on a big adventure that is in the periphery of a larger plot, then in book two he goes on another, slighty bigger adventure that takes him to the larger plot, but then it takes a sharp turn and book three is just, our main young protagonist gets kidnapped and enslaved and develops a drug addiction to cope with the harsh conditions... and people just let him publish that! Wild, 11/10 would recommend.
under normal circumstances, the average human only has a lifespan of a few days. however, some choose to defy nature and artificially extend their life through a steady diet of water and nutrients
stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr
william the conqueror: i shall take england for normandy and become its king
william the concurrer: i agree
“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat
With the whole "Markiplier making his own DVD copies of Iron Lung to sell" thing, it's been fascinating and slightly concerning how many people seem to genuinely believe that if a physical release isn't coming from a giant corporation, it must automatically be a bootleg.
Look at me.
Look me directly in the eyes while I say this.
You can just make things.
You can simply create something and put it into the world.
That's allowed.
People have been doing it for centuries.
They sell blank VHS tapes. They sell blank DVDs. Blank CDs. You can buy flash drives by the bucketful if you really want to. If you create a movie, an album, a game, a documentary, or a four-hour video essay about the mating habits of fictional space goblins, you are entirely permitted to put that thing on physical media and sell it.
That is not piracy.
Piracy is taking something that belongs to someone else and reproducing or distributing it without permission.
If I buy a DVD of a movie, I own that copy of the movie. I do not own the movie itself. I didn't acquire the rights to duplicate it, press a thousand copies, and start selling them out of my garage like I've become the regional distributor for Warner Bros.
The copyright, distribution rights, and intellectual property still belong to whoever created it or whoever legally acquired those rights.
If I start burning copies of Iron Lung and selling them myself without Markiplier's permission, that's piracy.
If Markiplier, who made and owns the rights to Iron Lung, burns copies and sells them himself, that's just distribution.
He's the rights holder.
He's distributing his own work.
If you made it, if it came from your own mind, your own work, your own time, your own resources, then congratulations. You own the thing. You don't need a corporation to bless it with legitimacy.
The corporation is not what makes it real.
The fact that it exists is what makes it real.
I think we've accidentally spent so many years living inside a world dominated by mass-produced media that some people have developed the strange assumption that all media emerges from a factory somewhere. As if films naturally occur in shrink-wrapped plastic cases and descend from the heavens aboard a pallet truck.
But independent artists have been burning discs, dubbing tapes, printing books, pressing records, and mailing things directly to people for longer than many of us have been alive.
That's not a bootleg.
That's just a product.
It's not "bootleg."
It's just... leg.
The normal kind.
The original, free-range, locally sourced leg.
we should mandate industrial themed nonbinary names to balance out all of the people naming themselves after trees. throw Anvil into the mix
one of the funniest controversies to ever occur on this blog was when I made a post about a really expensive and really good yogurt I accidentally got hooked on and how it sucked to really like an expensive product you got on super sale and people accused me of posting an undisclosed ad because I spoke so highly of this yogurt I couldn’t afford to buy on the reg 😭
young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album
and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details
(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it
Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.
Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.
Oh baby fight
Its amazing how much they can grow in a few weeks :) Cellphone is still on the left and Terabyte on the right.
Very important to duel your brother every single day.
Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis
Boomerang ah stat shape
Very fitting
Juvenile gar from work. Probably a shortnose, but it's hard to tell when they're that small. Released
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
SENSHI PROPAGANDA
BE UPON YE
I think it's time for my man to have some propaganda since we're in the final stretch! Senshi deserves at least a fair fight.
First, he can be really hot:
Look at those arms. Those luscious locks of hair. WHAT A MAN!
Plus, he can be more explicitly sexy:
Do you like panty shots? He has them!!!!
Plus he's the perfect height:
I'll let your imagination do the rest.
AND HE'S CUTE AND SILLY!!!!
He's the cutiest patootiest of a man you'll ever find.
I believe in Senshi supremacy! He will treat you right!!!!
VOTE SENSHI!!!!
I havent even watched or read Dungeon Meshi but I NEED Senshi to win PLEASE guys