Thee

He/him 🇵🇸🍉 pfp by honeybeebuddy || minor trans as fuck || just call me Thee bigots get blocked.

[shelgon]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEWTWO! 

[shikkokunohaoh]

i didn’t miss it this time fucking finally

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Birthday

[venusrrvelez]

Dang

[a-book-of-creatures]

Happy birthday copycat :3

[shelgon]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEWTWO! 

[shikkokunohaoh]

i didn’t miss it this time fucking finally

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Birthday

[venusrrvelez]

Dang

[a-book-of-creatures]

Happy birthday copycat :3

[formlab]

Citroën Karin Concept, Designed by Trevor Fiore, 1980

[edenoi]

you HAVE to know what the outside of this car looks like

please, sir. just one more polygon. it’s all i ask

[no-one-offical]

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[spoopdeedoop]

petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

[spoopdeedoop]

in hindsight, pitching something that would be deemed a fair bit strange by some standards to a site teeming with already incredibly strange people was a mistake. apologies tumblr users i’d forgotten where i was

[gwenthebard]

My "he would not fucking say that" is when people have Senshi hate on fast food or pizza, because Senshi is fully a "fed is better, just do your best" type of person and hed love fast food.

Man spends a day making candy and ice cream for everyone and then at the end is like "dang, really should have planned more well rounded meals, ah well lets fix that". He would not complain about someone knocking back half a pizza or having a big ass soda and greasy burger, hed explain how its cool to eat like that long as you try and make sure to keep yourself rounded and not neglect the food groups

[gwenthebard]

"The young must be fed" Senshi is watching an event coordinator give a bunch of kids a juice box and some sliced fruit after running around outside for three hours and demand to know where they're supposed to get their fat, proteins, etc to keep having fun

[sabertoothwalrus]

senshi burger canon

[genderkoolaid]

we need more stories about high femme prom queen types who become weird faggy guys. you haven't seen Behaviors until you've seen a repressed closeted tboy holding on to socially acceptable heterosexual femininity by the skin of his teeth

[thatflutefaggot456]

Me before I came out, when I did pageants and modeling.

Me after I came out, cut off my hair, bought comfortable clothes, and decided to actually wear my glasses because fuck contacts.

[crematedequally]

This was me the day of my junior prom. The dress weighed around 20 lbs, was the first one I tried on, and my makeup was done by someone who still thought brown lip liner looked good on white people. I spent the entire day being photographed and generally hating how I looked and wishing I could figure out why, when everything was technically perfect.

And this was me about eleven years later- two weeks after I started T in the first photo, and at around 5 months on T in the second. Much happier, married to the love of my life, and finally looking like myself!

[sisceal]

Such girl, very wow (pro ballet, modeling, and my first wedding)

Came out in 2016, here's nine years of transformation (in reverse order, sorry)

Turns out I'm neither a Normal Guy nor a woman, but a much weirder type of faggy masc thing.

And that's pretty great.

[boygirlmeetsworld]

me in my late teens/early 20s when i was having suicidal ideation every single day and had to drop out of school three times:

me in my late 20s after i cut all of my hair off realized i was transmasc and stopped having suicidal thoughts completely, have not had a psychiatric episode for the 5 years straight, and was finally able to go back to school:

i will be graduating in 2027 when im 31 and will be going to grad school afterwards and i have never loved being alive more than i do now

[nattousan]

oh we're doin prom pictures now?? alright bet:

went from purple prom queen to whatever the heck this is

to gay pirate

and then, finally pupating into Vsauce Michael

[dajo42]

welcome to EVIL SCHOOL heres your timetable for the day first you have SHADOW MATH then after that you have CREEPY BIOLOGY then GYM

[achillean-heartbeat]

did you just describe monster high

[dragon-in-a-fez]

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[dragon-in-a-fez]

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

[dragon-in-a-fez]

sorry I thought you were someone else

[footlongdingledong]

their polyamorous swag

[cant-think-of-a-good-one]

ah fuck im imagining it

[cant-think-of-a-good-one]

sorry

[vodam46]

why are the windows 7 minimise maximise and close buttons fucking on my dash

[thememedaddy]

[hermietheeunworthy]

fuckign when is now

[smallishbabes]

Phil: “This place sucks. This place sucks. I hate Antarctica so much. It’s so shit. Nothing can spawn here, dude. Fuck, It’s just a death- death zone.

Also Phil: “But it’s home 🥺”

Bonus from Techno: “It’s terrible but it’s home. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!”

Source: Taking over the world

[smallishbabes]

Ooo I should do the same. The “it’s terrible but it’s home” day.

[smallishbabes]

Happy “it’s terrible but it’s home” day fam

[penny-anna]

imagine you're a mechanic in the Transformers universe and you have a car come in with engine trouble so you open it up and the engine is just full of some kind of weird fast-spreading rust. never seen anything like it before

so you're like. hmmm. and you call the Autobots like 'hi I know this number is supposed to be for reporting possible Decepticon activity but I've got some kind of alien bullshit going on and I don't know who to ask'. they hand you over to Ratchet and Rachet is like 'hm I think I know what that is but let me come run some tests'

SO Ratchet comes over and has a look at the engine and is like yeah as I thought. its crotch rust. and you're like 'crotch rust??' and he's like yeah its crotch rust. its a. well I think humans call them STIs? its like that.

so you're like '..........are you telling me a Transformer fucked this car' and he's like yeah. looks that way. and you're like 'what in the world' and he's like I don't know. people are freaks. anyway we don't want this stuff spreading so I'll be back tomorrow with the right nanites. keep it away from the other cars.

he comes back the next day like okay so I have good news and I have bad news. you're like 'well what's the good news' and he's like WELL I spent last night testing all the autobots for crotch rust and they're all clean. so you're like 'does that mean the car wasn't fucked' and he's like oh no the car was definitely fucked there's no other way this could have happened.

so you're like 'wait. are you saying a Decepticon fucked this car?' and he's like yes. we have a Decepticon fucking cars. and they are giving the cars STIs. thank you for bringing this to our attention here are the nanites goodbye.

[digitrev]

Tag from @prokopetz

[hermietheeunworthy]

happy birthday STI lightning mcqueen

[thedeepthought]

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[valtsv]

"senseless tragedy" they do tend to be, yeah

[valtsv]

99% of sufferers quit before they find the meaning that rationalises all the pain they've endured. KEEP DIGGING DEEPER INTO THE WOUND UNTIL IT YIELDS.

[haydenthewitch]

this is why I respect dropout more than any of my other streaming services. this kind of respect from the ceo to the customer- I don't even know who the Netflix CEO is. but I know who sam is. Just. no words

[carys-the-ninth]

Movies should be rated like gymnastics. First score is the difficulty (how complex is what you're trying to pull off?) second score is the execution. This would let us separate dumb movies that are competently made from interesting movies that don't quite stick the landing. Anyway. Another great idea from ME