"Dear Diary, I seem to be dead." -JTHM

Horror lover, comic book nerd, bookseller, singer, and sometimes I'm funny.

[heroinlauryn]

Podcast | Thisspookyshow

Here’s a link to the three episodes of the podcast I’ve been doing with my best friends. It’s called This Spooky Show.

Damn it feels good to be creepy. =)

[witchbitchemma]

Witch house aesthetic 🌿🍂🌷🌙☀️☕️

[heroinlauryn]

Betcha anything Molly Weasley didn't start making monogrammed sweaters until after Fred and George were born as a way to tell them apart. Then it just sort of became tradition.

[heroinlauryn]

I feel like my Halloween costume for 2017 is coming along nicely.

[heroinlauryn]

Yesterday was one of those blissful days where I felt like I could look in the mirror and actually feel confident about what I saw. I don't get days like that too often.

[heroinlauryn]

I love Halloween time, because I don't have to search super hard for things I could use year round, or order them online.

[yuzuqi]

he’s just too extra aint he

[heroinlauryn]

Literally me at work in the kid's department.

[heroinlauryn]

Words can't describe how much love I have for these guys. Thank you, once again, for an amazing show, guys! It's been a pleasure, as always!

[afidaily]

RIP Chester Bennington 💔

[teen-laqueefah]

George A. Romero’s Night of the Living Dead - 1968

[heroinlauryn]

R.I.P. to the father of zombie films.

[justanoutlawfic]

Favorite part from when I used to work in a bookstore:

“I’m looking for a book. I don’t remember the title or the author or even what it was about. But the cover was red.”

Okay, Jim. Let me show you to the thousands of red books we have. Because I have all day and there’s totally not a line of people behind you.

[heroinlauryn]

This happens more often than you would think.

[omnybus]

Beat our guest, beat our guest, Slam a bat into their chest

Stuff a rock into a sock and turn their face into a mess

Break their arms, break their face, pop a socket out of place

unleash all the hidden fury you’ve suppressed!

They’ll find it hard to plead, when they profusely bleed

all down their vest-

I don’t jest!

They’re too toothless to protest!

Beat our guest, beat our guest, beat our guest!

[itswalky]

Certain as the Sun’s

Hard to look right at

Tiny little legs

Hopes somebody begs

Dresser with a bat

[laffgaff]

6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9?

Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

[heroinlauryn]

I’m so mad I didn’t think of this myself.

[trixxxyaaaa]

sasha came in screaming with a crown on her head and left screaming with a crown on her head

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[travellertalks]

^

[heroinlauryn]

Me: "Nah, I'll be fine." Brain: "No. You gotta."

[365daysofhorror]

I want to take an unofficial Tumblr census. Horror loving ladies, scream queens, wicked women, gore-geous girls, witches and bitches of all kinds…. reblog this if you’re out there.

[heroinlauryn]

Dressed up as Mary Jane Watson for the Amazing Las Vegas Comic Con. I'll be there again tomorrow!