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Rated E for I-Will-Post-About-Everything
No surprises, expect the unexpected. This blog is how it feels to chew 5 gum.
DISGUISE 🐺🐑
I don’t post every day, it’s just that I’m on a productive streak
A quick doodle instead of actual HW. Sassafras~
Finally, someone who understands me.
different Sebastian portrayals
A little scrimp and from some wholesome lo-fi.
Zuko: how did you find my hideout?
Sokka: with the combined efforts of tracking fire nation ship, eye witness accounts and–
Toph: we put "bitch" in the GPS and it led us here
"Ciel is not my son"
You think if vampires were farming humans for blood they'd selectively breed them to have more blood than normal humans, right?
Like they'd have to get them to the optimum blood production age, sure, but what about humans with more dilated blood vessels? Higher blood pressure? I'm assuming they wouldn't have to live to old age.
Microplastic, lead free organic humans. That'd have to be a thing, right?
The tasselled wobbegong is a species of carpet shark in the family Orectolobidae and the only member of its genus.
The time for the end of the contract comes and...
Ciel: What do you mean you can't eat my soul?
Sebastian: I mean that I can't. I'm far too worried what eating a soul of a part shinigami would do to my health.
Ciel: We've known about that for 10 years! Why are you only now saying anything!?!
Sebastian: Don't blame me! It's not my fault you're so adoptable.
#consider #batmanciel #has money #emo as fuck #fights crime #I need this AU
Don't EVEN Go There Miraculous Crack Prompt of the Day
I Would Do Anyyyyything For Love... But I Won't Do That
Being an evil supergenius is not an easy task. Being one whose primary occupation is designing other supervillains is even more taxing, no matter how prodigious one's creative imagination may be. Sometimes, taking someone else's existing concept, filing the serial numbers off of it and giving it a fresh coat of paint is the most time-efficient way to progress.
And so, Gabriel Agreste found himself dipping into the world of fictional superheroes on a fairly frequent basis. It had become a cause of massive embarrassment on a few occasions; Nathalie's deadpan response of "No, Sir. I did not just catch you reading comic books in your office" still haunted his memory from time to time. The potential benefits, however, were worth those occasional missteps.
These tawdry little tales bore me for the most part, Gabriel mused to himself on one particular morning, while browsing the Internet for tidbits of hero and villain lore. And yet the secret to defeating my nemesis may lie somewhere within one of them. Surely, with sixteen Miraculous with dark modes waiting to be unleashed, something will...
Hello, what's this?
He clicked on a link titled "How ANT-MAN Could Destroy Thanos With EASE!"
"A popular theory among many Marvel fans," he read, "involved the Avengers' tiniest hero using his size-changing ability to ruin the day of the universe's greatest threat. It involves Ant-Man shrinking himself and a winged ant down to microscopic size, flying up into the rear orifice of the mad Titanian, and then expanding rapidly. If successful--"
Gabriel let that sink in... then turned to his right, where Mullo was hovering quietly in the air, just above the edge of Gabriel's desk.
Mullo stared at Gabriel.
Gabriel stared at Mullo.
Mullo stared at Gabriel.
Gabriel stared at Mullo.
Mullo stared at Gabriel, its tiny eyes wide and fearful, its head shaking back and forth negatively, very slowly--
"NO," Gabriel declared, with revulsion in his voice.
"Thank goodness," the relieved Kwami breathed.
#Gabe is weak #a real man would shrink himself into someone's ass #to save his wife
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Girldick this, boydick that, I’m hunting MOBY Dick
I've learned so much about curling these past few weeks. It's like chess on ice with fucking boulders and scrub brushes. Riveting stuff.