Don't EVEN Go There Miraculous Crack Prompt of the Day
I Would Do Anyyyyything For Love... But I Won't Do That
Being an evil supergenius is not an easy task. Being one whose primary occupation is designing other supervillains is even more taxing, no matter how prodigious one's creative imagination may be. Sometimes, taking someone else's existing concept, filing the serial numbers off of it and giving it a fresh coat of paint is the most time-efficient way to progress.
And so, Gabriel Agreste found himself dipping into the world of fictional superheroes on a fairly frequent basis. It had become a cause of massive embarrassment on a few occasions; Nathalie's deadpan response of "No, Sir. I did not just catch you reading comic books in your office" still haunted his memory from time to time. The potential benefits, however, were worth those occasional missteps.
These tawdry little tales bore me for the most part, Gabriel mused to himself on one particular morning, while browsing the Internet for tidbits of hero and villain lore. And yet the secret to defeating my nemesis may lie somewhere within one of them. Surely, with sixteen Miraculous with dark modes waiting to be unleashed, something will...
He clicked on a link titled "How ANT-MAN Could Destroy Thanos With EASE!"
"A popular theory among many Marvel fans," he read, "involved the Avengers' tiniest hero using his size-changing ability to ruin the day of the universe's greatest threat. It involves Ant-Man shrinking himself and a winged ant down to microscopic size, flying up into the rear orifice of the mad Titanian, and then expanding rapidly. If successful--"
Gabriel let that sink in... then turned to his right, where Mullo was hovering quietly in the air, just above the edge of Gabriel's desk.
Mullo stared at Gabriel, its tiny eyes wide and fearful, its head shaking back and forth negatively, very slowly--
"NO," Gabriel declared, with revulsion in his voice.
"Thank goodness," the relieved Kwami breathed.
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