A Woman’s Charm Is 50% Illusion

Dani. Welcome.

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today i finally understood something

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god congratulations i wish i understood anything

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me talking to a drummer: these metal discs you hit… fascinating. i adore the one which resembles a clam.

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i love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. i have a friend who got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap

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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

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do you actually know any math?

i know of math

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Why didn’t Zendaya’s parents give her a last name

[knifekris]

they did its meechee

[beefandcorn]

are you worried

About what? But yeah

[freakphone]

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

[moleshow]

look in the mirror and they can start today

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early club penguin comics appreciation post

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a lot of people complain about the accessibility of theatre and i one hundred percent agree. it’s hard to see the live shows you always want when tickets are so expensive and they are broadway shows.

but please please please IF you can, support your local community theatre/ high school theatre productions. they might not be putting on your favorite pop rock musical but you’d be surprised: you might find yourself falling in love with a more classic or less popular show. they will not always be the most polished, but keep in mind that smaller productions put in a LOT of work to put on the best show they possibly can. these shows are inexpensive to see and seeing them shows local support of the arts.

so please, support the performing arts in your town if you can. it’s something fun and inexpensive to do with your fellow theatre loving friends, or perhaps a family outing or date. while you lament that you can’t afford to see your favorite musical on broadway, maybe just take the time to buy a ten or fifteen-dollar ticket to a local production. these are the kind of small steps we as art consumers and artists need to make theatre more accessible.

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when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

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“You remember too much, my mother said to me recently.Why hold onto all that? And I said, Where can I put it down?”

— Anne Carson, “The Glass Essay” (via foxmulders)

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Why is this so funny to me

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OHHHH MY GOd

[demilypyro]

I never learned how to swim and at this point I’m too embarrassed to

[demilypyro]

We have dams dude this isnt fucking atlantis

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yeah but they wont hold forever…

[demilypyro]

Underestimate the power of Dutch engineering again and I’ll obliterate you