Redd's Wicked Thoughts

21, washingtonian at heart stranded in Cali forn aye ahe. Pansexual, genderfluid, frustrated, bored, pesimist with nothing better to do with my time. DFAB, and just fine with female pronouns. This blog will be personal bullshit, and most definitely nsfw.

[mrdestructo]

I’m opening ‘50 Shades of Grey’ to a random page and posting what I find. Part four.

Christian Grey stood on top of the end of the bed, shirtless, hands on his hips, wearing really good pants that he got at the millionaire pants store.

"Dong," he said. "Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong."

"What’s that?" said the girl, aware in some girl way that she was about to sex more than she ever had before.

"Open up," he said, unzipping. "That’s the fuck doorbell."

[firstjumperonfire]

I’m honestly not sure if this is a joke or if it’s actually from the book

[herwickedthoughts]

It's three thirty am and here I am swooning over nostalgia and listening to bitch music.What's gotten into me. Fucking insomnia.

[tllst]

If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?

[animusrox]

You son of a bitch.

[zachmontoya]

Here is a sci-fi piece, having fun playing with proportions. 

[fabcrabart]

VOL’JIN NO

Ji instead of Gallywix because fuck Gallywix that’s why

[barack-obottm-deactivated201504]

gonna give u something special this christmas…. my dick in a box

[mooglemain]

[clayterran-archive]

Lesbian.. Gay.. B..Brony… T..t….Transformers… Q..uentin tarantino.. ..Ally

[giraffegaffe]

The “A” does not stand for ally. Thanks.

[h0llowgraphic]

Since you didn’t comment on the others, I’m going to assume you think B really stands for Bronies, T for transforms, Q for Quentin Taratino.

We really have to talk about rights for transformers. They truly are more than meets the eye.

[thedarkdivide]

[junabug-deactivated20181015]

bh cosmetics galaxy chic palette

this is only 15 dollars and 4.9/5 with 50 reviews i’m buying 10

[crimewave420]

[bunney]

call the police

[shuhannazy]

[000000000000000-1]

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

[afternoonsnoozebutton]

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

[fortruinous-deactivated20170101]

omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a horribly written fanfic

oh wait

[dopaminx]

I thought this was a college student getting really excited about sleep

[awwww-cute]

[temerairekin-moved]

lets all agree that going up stairs on all fours is actually the best experience of the whole earth

[idlewildly]

Conversely, going down stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience of the whole earth.

[jyostar]

[hashadenoughpoptarts-deactivate]

Step aside Jelsa

There’s a new Disney/Dreamworks crossover ship in town

[thebossbaby-official]

can their ship name be Harming because they’re both colossal asshats who fuck everyone’s shit up and ruin everything

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

"oh, charming. if only there was someone who loves you." "there is, hans. me."

[warpedchyld]

I have stared into the abyss and it stared back

[rotifers]

These two creeps deserve each other.

[atheist-me-blog]

[ohsoneon]

Jesus is at it again.

[herwickedthoughts]

I love these beautiful nerds.