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annabelle--cane

things jon missed while stalking his colleagues:

the fact that sasha had been half lined up for gertrude's job and how that would be a pretty good murder motive

the discrepancy between elias's hiring in 1991 and how he said he was working as a filing clerk in 1972

tim's brother's mysterious disappearance/death directly preceding his change in careers

martin's real age and literally any of his academic or employment history

conclusion: he's bad at this <3

james-spooky

is this anything

catticry

Anatomy of The Archivist 👁

You try to listen for their heartbeat, but all you hear is the faint hissing of a running tape.

fiollaigean

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

fiollaigean

kidnapping stalking insanity sleepwalking cannibalism and teeth, gaslighting gun violence pipe murder and silence and medical trauma and meat. bugs in your body and poisoned black coffee and self-mutilation and lies, police brutality breaks from reality suicide spiders and eyes. paaaaaranoia degloving the uncanny valley and running like prey to survive, agonies torture and drowning and falling and then being buried alive.

randomslasher

I cannot tell you how delighted I am by the fact that this perfectly scans

niconicni-deactivated20250828

pov: you try to call your enemy gay as a joke but he is actually gay

archivistlesbianisms

op you can't just post this without including what jared says literally immediately afterward

syn0vial

#pov: you realize you have just been homophobic to the literal antichrist and realize you are going to die very soon

grimapparitions

Martin Backwood writes fanfiction and leaves hilarious and troubling notes.

anattmar

Gertrude Robinson

siltslut

i love how tma introduces canon vampires and immediately glosses over them. yeah we have vampires here. who the fuck even cares. we’ve got bigger fish to fry jonathan

annabelle--cane

basically I don't think jongeorgie had a "you are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand" kind of breakup, I think georgie was like "okay well I'm swimming to shore but I hope you enjoy your time at sea :)" and jon was like "log day number seven, out on the open ocean... I Have Been Left To Drown." and georgie saw him being sucked into a whirlpool from the beach and thought "what the hell is he doing"

dathen

There’s been really good meta about how Anglerfish is a reflection of Jon’s story, of how he got lured in and how the entities prey on people just trying to be decent and help those that ask for it

But the very next episode, the famed-to-meme-levels Do Not Open, is also a reflection of Jon’s s1 strategy

Joshua Gillespie copes by just ignoring the singing coffin in his room as hard as he can and refusing to look closer. Jon in s1 copes by ignoring the looming terrors around him and refusing to look closer. Joshua gets hailed as a genius because his approach worked for him. Jon gets dragged for the very same strategy, both in-universe and out:

“It just felt safer.”

“Well, it wasn’t.”

“No…it wasn’t.”

The first two episodes are echoes of Jon’s current situation at that time, except unlike the statement-givers he wasn’t lucky enough to escape them, and the same strategy that saved them backfired for him. The statement-giver in Anglerfish didn’t end up trapped and used as a puppet by a monster; Jon did. “Ignore it until it leaves you alone” worked for Joshua Gillespie, but not Jon.

He didn’t have Breekon and Hope showing up at the end to take away everything dangerous and leave him alone; they showed up to deliver the Web lighter, the hook that would drag him to his fate no matter what he did.

beemovieerotica

121 of 391 homicides in NYC last year did not apprehend the perpetrator - of the 121, ninety-three didn't even identify enough info about the perpetrator to post a wanted notice for them. that's almost 25% of all murders where the cops found out fuckall and gave up.

and yet we're currently witnessing a now-international manhunt for 1 guy and a combined $60,000 reward from the police and FBI while I guess all the poors who get killed don't matter lmao