* 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐃

𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐚 𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞, 𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐚𝐭 ! 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 !

[hesteals]

@russicnrat

" you still don't work tuesday nights, right ? and she asked if i can bring a friend and do a double date. " a genuine question occurs to him: " do they have those in russia ? "

anticipating dmitry's response, he grabs his phone. " wait, i'll google it. " the bright white glow of the search results illuminates his furrowed brow. " what's date and time notation ? "

he shakes his head before swiping into the conversation on bumble. " she says she's bringing natasha. no pics, but any chance you're interested ? "

[tuagussal]

To understand the rules, one must break the rules.

Alex Stowe, Unwanted: The Island of Silence (via lanxdarea)

[valtsv]

yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced

[hesteals]

sorry, not sorry, @russicnrat​

“ bro, are you even living if you don’t have at least twelve pairs of sneaks ? ”  al adjusts the sleeves of the sleek leather jacket freshly commandeered from dmitry’s closet. ( hey, it’s his room too ! )

[alcrescendoarch]

“ i’m  worse  than  shallow .  i’m  a   KIDDIE  POOL .  ”

[hesteals]

been thinking of al lately, and my boy is a big gamer ! he’s been playing some league and tft with @russicnrat​ and @imperialshe​, but i think he’d really be saving up for a splurge on a ps5.

[aftresources]

                                    i’ll       never       be       that       me       again       . *

[friends-daily]

[shesnipes-archive]

This has been on my mind for long but I’m gonna do this - please reblog this if you’re comfortable with pre-establishing relationships. I do not mean “met at the grocery store two weeks ago” or “have a common friend”, but rather stuff like “have been best friends since kindergrden”, “go for a beer every friday”, “friends with benefits”, “dated in highschool”, “hate each other’s guts because -insert reason-”  etc. Something meaningful (but not necessarily shippy) and I mean with muns/characters you have not interacted with, because I cannot believe I am the only one who prefers jumping right into the heart of the human interaction.

[noahcentineogifs]

[prescription-cactus]

good morning God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everybody’s problem

[occasionalrpmemes]

questions for the mun, regarding the muse.

What makes you the most emotional about your muse?

What made you decide to write this muse?

If you could change one event in your muse’s life (in their main or canon verse), what would you change?

If you could tell your muse one thing, what would you tell them?

If you could give your muse one gift, what would you give them?

If you had to take one positive thing away from your muse, what would you take away?

If you could “borrow” one aspect of your muse and apply it to yourself or your own life, what would you borrow?

Do you genuinely want your muse to be happy? What do you think would make them most happy in life?

Do you enjoy putting your muse through angst? What do you think would break their heart the most?

What do you love about your muse?

What do you hate about your muse?

What about your muse amuses you?

What about your muse makes you sad?

How would you describe your muse to someone about to meet them, in person, for the first time?

Would you like your muse as a person if you met them in real life?

In what ways are you better than your muse? In what ways are they better than you?

Why do you think you connect to your muse?

What aspect of your muse’s personality is most important to you? What aspect of your muse’s personality do you think is most important to them? Is it the same? Why or why not?

If you had to judge your muse and sentence them to a “fair” fate, what would your judgement be? Would you punish them? Reward them? How?

[come up with your own question for the mun, regarding the muse]

[hesteals]

 10  songs  you’ve  been  listening  to  the  most  recently .

i      .       thank u, next by ariana grande ii     .         dead girl walking by barrett wilbert weed & ryan mccartan (heathers) iii    .        defying gravity by kristin chenoweth & idina menzel (wicked) iv    .        bad guy by billy eilish v     .        world burn by taylor louderman / reneé rapp (mean girls) vi    .        someone gets hurt by taylor louderman (mean girls) vii   .        good as hell by lizzo viii  .       brooklyn baby by lana del rey ix    .        the man by taylor swift x     .        the good, the bad, & the dirty by panic! at the disco

TAGGED        BY :           my buddy @russicnrat​ TAGGING :          @lloronala, @agrabal, @stolenparticles, @distrcss​, @docktah​, @prickfinger​, @choosesboth​

[hesteals]

russicnrat​:

@stolefrom​​  /  x.

Dmitry’s not going to deny what his roommate’s just witnessed, but he isn’t prepared to take the sole blame for this. Not like this, not when he was promised a few hours of quiet, not when his busy schedule hasn’t permitted him even a second alone with his girlfriend in over a week until today– as far as he’s concerned, he hasn’t done anything wrong ( although perhaps a sock on the door handle could have helped )– and he can’t help but feel a flare of FRUSTRATION at being so crudely interrupted. “What the hell, Al? You said you’d be back at nine.” One hand reaches for the watch abandoned on the counter, the other combing back the mess of his hair. “It’s seven-fucking-thirty!”

his evening had already gone to hell in a hand basket, and now he’s going to need heavy-duty bleach to unsee what - given his luck - is probably already indelibly seared into his mind. “ it’s not like i was planning on getting dumped. and i’m pretty sure hanging around the skating rink after she lost her shit on me wasn’t an option. ” 

al doesn’t get angry, not really. sometimes, he’ll even get annoyed - but never angry.

but tonight feels different. loaded with tension, his shoulders bunch, and his chest tightens. his voice growing pitchier by the second, he growls, “ dude, get the fuck off my dick. i just wanted to go the fuck home. ”

[leneemusing]

more misc memes

“  change isn’t easy.  ” “  i just wanted to say i’m sorry.  ” “  i guess being angry was/is just easier than being sad.  ”  “  what did you want to tell me?  ” “  it was supposed to be simple.  ” “  you’ve got blood on your shirt.  ” “  you can stay with me.  ” “  what did you want to show me?  ” “  i miss ____ more than i thought i would.  ” “  i don’t like to talk about it, but i wanted you to know.  ” “  shut up. please.  ” “  fuck off.  ” “  hush, i’m trying to kiss you.  ” “  you’re lucky you’re cute.  ” “  i fucked up.  ” “  i just want to take it all back.  ” “  i can’t sleep.  ”  /  “  can’t sleep?  ” “  we should get a pet.  ” “  if you have something to say, spit it out.  ” “  i’m allowed to be angry.  ” “  she/he aint even that cute.  ” “  just hold me.  ” “  do you want me to go?  ”   “  i just need time.  ” “  i already made my decision, you’re not going to change that.  ”   “  nothing you can say will surprise me.  ” “  everyone leaves, eventually. either they move on or they die. they leave and i’m left behind.  ” “  death is a part of life. i accepted that a long time ago.  ” “  i don’t fear death. i fear anonymity.  ” “  listen to me, please.  ” “  i’m not even sure what to say to that.  ” “  that should probably shock me, but honestly it doesn’t.  ” “  am i supposed to care?  ” “  i do care.  ”   “  you make me happy.  ” “  you look beautiful like this.  ”   “  if this is your idea of fun, i don’t know what to say to you.  ” “  it terrifies me.  ”   “  just let me show you how i feel.  ”

[lucifersresources]

i forgot that you existed 

“ you did me wrong. ” “ i couldn’t get away. ” “ something happened one magical night. ” “ i forgot that you existed. ” “ i thought that it would kill me, but it didn’t. ” “ it isn’t love, it isn’t hate, it’s just indifference. ”

cruel summer 

“ i’m always waiting for you. ” “ devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes. ” “ what doesn’t kill me makes me want you more. ” “ it’s new, the shape of your body. ” “ it’s a cruel summer with you. ” “ we’ll just screw it up in these trying times. ” “ if i bleed, you’ll be the last to know. ” “ said i’m fine, but it wasn’t true. ” “ i don’t wanna keep secrets just to keep you. ” “ i love you– ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard? ” “ i screamed, for whatever it’s worth. ”

lover 

“ we could leave the christmas lights up till january. ” “ this is our place, we make the rules. ” “ there’s a dazzling haze, a mysterious way about you. ” “ have i known you twenty seconds, or twenty years? ” “ can i go where you go? ” “ can we always be this close? ” “ i’m highly suspicious that everyone who sees you wants you. ” “ i’ve love you three summers now, honey, but i want ‘em all. ” “ i take this magnetic force of a man/women/etc. ” “ my heart’s been borrowed, and yours had been blue. ” “ all’s well that ends well to end up with you. ” “ save all your dirtiest jokes for me. ” “ at every table, i’ll save you a seat. ” “ darling you’re my lover. ”

the man 

“ i played the field before i found someone to commit to. ” “ i’m so sick of running as fast as i can. ” “ wondering i’d get there quicker is i was a man. ” “ i’m so sick of them coming at me. ” “ coz if i was a man, then i’d be the man. ” “ they’d say i hustled, put in the work. ” “ they wouldn’t shake their heads and questions how much of this i deserve. ” “ it’s okay that i’m mad. ”

the archer 

“ i’m ready for combat. ” “ i don’t want that. ” “ cruelty wins in the movies. ” “ i’ve got a hundred thrown out speeches i almost said to you. ” “ easy they come, easy they go. ” “ i never grew up. ” “ help me hold on to you. ” “ i’ve been the archer, i’ve been the prey. ” “ who could ever leave me, darling? ” “ but who could stay? ” “ who could ever leave me, darling, but who could stay? ” “ i search for your dark side. ” “ what if i’m all right, right here? ” “ i hate my reflection for years and years. ” “ i pace like a ghost. ” “ all of my heroes die all alone. ” “ i see right through me. ” “ can you see right through me? ” “ all the king’s horses, all the king’s men couldn’t put me together again. ” “ all of my enemies started out friends. ”

i think he knows 

“ his/her/their hands already a cold glass make me wanna know that body like it’s mine. ” “ got that boyish look i like in a man. ” “ i’m an architect, i’m drawing up the plans. ” “ nobody understands. ” “ he/she/they got my heartbeat skipping down 16th avenue. ” “ wanna see what’s under that attitude. ” “ i want you. ” “ i think he knows. ” “ i’ll make myself at home and he’ll/she’ll/they’ll/you’ll want me to stay. ” “ hand on my thigh, we can follow the sparks. ”

miss americana & the heartbreak prince 

“ you know i adore you. ” “ i’m crazier for you than i was at 16. ” “ now i’m feeling hopeless. ” “ i counted the days, i counted the miles. ” “ it’s been a long time coming. ” “ it’s you and me, that’s my whole world. ” “ you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes. ” “ voted most likely to run away with you. ” “ i see the high fives between the bad guys. ” “ you are the only one who seems to care. ” “ i’m feeling helpless, the damsels are depressed. ” “ darling, i’m scared. ” “ no cameras catch my muffled cries. ” “ i counted the miles to see you there. ”

[hesteals]

cleared my ask box and gonna reblog some memes now ! i’m back, y’all.