Yo!

#myart

[drowsy-fantasy]

$5000 seems like a nice amount. Somebody should just give me $5000 today. Directly into my bank account. It would be very nice.

[hettemaudit]

Commissions open!

[hettemaudit]

COMMISSIONS OPEN 2023

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COMMISSIONS OPEN 2026

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Commission I did for Lunarfields

[lalocorleone-deactivated2026041]

Hausu (1977) Dir. Nobuhiko Obayashi

[choodraws]

cupid blues

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[hettemaudit]

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My girl Jinx

[hettemaudit]

I just found your page. Do you want people to email you for commissions or direct message on Instagram and/or Tumblr

Hello :D

To email would be perfect, mine is: [email protected]

[hettemaudit]

my girls, Kate, Ari and Appril <2

[kaijuno]

[halfricanloveyou]

that looks like a condom and the fact that everyone in the notes is saying “the orb” proves that no one on this website fucks

[meatmobile]

the fuck kinda bouncy-ball ass condoms are you using

[spiderworries]

the fact that someone thinks that looks like a condom is proof that no one on this website fucks

[spiderworries]

ok y’all it’s LITERALLY taken from the “wizard pondering his orb” image

it’s an orb. 

[spiderworries]

ok not to beat a dead horse but i found the ORIGINAL image and it’s cover art from a lotr themed ttrpg.

so

[0kkvlt]

No it isn't that's from 1993 you fucking poseur, it's from A SPY IN ISENGARD published in 1988 I'm SICK and TIRED of you people getting it WRONG

[witchsfists]

5 reblog additions later and this post is still best summarized by "no one on this website fucks"

[hettemaudit]

Commission I did for smalvampire

2023 commissions info: https://www.deviantart.com/hettemaudit/art/COMMISSIONS-INFO-2022-890461930

[hettemaudit]

Could you explain the original characters you and anaodio drew? https://www.deviantart.com/hettemaudit/art/Gift-to-my-friend-859796978

Ohhh i don't even know where to start. We made some of those characters back in 2011 or so and at that time they wasn't even from the same world, like the blond dude (Bern) was a prince in a fantasy world, Alfie (the black haired guy) was a emo drug addict teenager. And I really don't remeber how the became friends in the same world lol. There's not really a story going on, they are just friends having good and bad times while trying to survive to all the misfortunes and suffering that every oc has to endure lol. At this point of their stories the already have some kids, anaodio is actually working on a webcomic about one of them.

Anyways, i'm not really good at explain things but if you ask @anaodio she will probably do it beautifully xDD

[tea-and-secrets]

My friend got pregnant at 17. Deeply religious family (she would be kivked out if they found out), one night stand, she just could NOT have the baby. Thing is we live in a country where abortion is illegal. Our only option was to illegally buy some pills online and hope they worked and we didnt go to jail

But these are hecking expensive and we needed to rush

So i set up a twitter/fb/insta/furaffinity/etc account and advertised my furry art EVERYWHERE. Im not that good but i said id draw basically anything no matter how weird (not cub art or anything illegal). I got a lot of weird coms (vore, scat, inflation and some i dont even understand) and for two weeks i did nothing but draw weird shit all day. My hand hurt so bad, but i got the money.

We spent a week afraid we'd been scammed and afraid we'd get caught, then a weekend afraid my friend might die once we did the procedure in my house. But it worked

I never told her how i got the money and i never will. Id rather die than tell her i funded her illegal abortion by drawing the wolf from robin hood swallowing robin through his belly button. Im pretty sure she thinks i was a prostitute for those two weeks and id rather her think that

To this day i gift her condoms on her bd as a joke bc im never doing that again

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[mr-deep-downer]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

You just don't get content like this anywhere else

[vanquishedvaliant]

ngl deep respect to this person for hauling ass and getting shit done for their friend like laugh all you want but this person was RIDE OR DIE

[hettemaudit]

Hey how long will commissions be open and are you on Instagram

Hello! My commissions are always open and i do have instagram, you can find me looking for hettemaudit :D

[hettemaudit]

COMMISSIONS OPEN 2023

[hettemaudit]

I also do fantasy art, commission i did for Avelithe