you sad motherfucker

kaylee | 26

[hevdfirstforhalos]

nyc || april 1

[dykeselfcest]

alfred hitchcock's neurospicy (1960)

[dykeselfcest]

making this post cursed me because today I went to therapy and it was actually a great session but my longtime therapist is also a cringe 40yo millennial and today she said "neurospicy" to me in complete seriousness as if it were a normal word like 3 times

[sisray]

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[velvetys]

I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

[furordinaricvs]

Cat resting on a cross of Orthodox church in Perast, Montenegro.

[ljutefisk]

[fell-reverie-deactivated2026051]

Environmental storytelling

[someoneq]

image description: a green sign reading “Horneytown Rd” underneath is a smaller red sign reading “This sign has RFID and GPS tracking” /end id

[theweirdwideweb]

[reve-nant-deactivated20251231]

[talesfromtreatment]

Is... is today over yet?

[girlnephew]

[lakevida]

screaaaammm somebody just called me a bootlicker for being annoyed that my coworker is so bad at her job thats its making everyone elses jobs way fucking harder i can never ever ever ever turn anon off

[capacity2]

Majority of this website will go to warrrr for coworkers that make everyone’s life miserable bc they’re the coworker who makes everyone’s life miserable

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

with everything going on I think we've earned indoor smoking again

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

[kaijuno]

[mariamlovesyou]

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

[albertnatural]

Extract the artifact and get out of there STAT!

[thenewborndeity]

[juice-boxy]

when the fatigue-out-of-nowhere-disorder causes you to get fatigued out of nowhere

[oh-good]

Please reblog this picture of my beautiful son.

[uncahier]