Peter Solarz
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noise dept.
#extradirty
NASA
KIROKAZE
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Product Placement
Not today Justin
Stranger Things
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One Nice Bug Per Day
i don't do bad sauce passes
titsay
d e v o n
trying on a metaphor
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Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.
I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.
me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment
Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway
me (decorated in bloody runes): man why did we ever stop worshipping golden idols this shit rules
severed bullās head i carry with me for advice: if you mix sulfur, charcoal, and saltpeter together you will become a powerful sorcerer
God I fucking love being a monk at the Monastery of Lindisfarne on this fine morning of June 8th, 793. I love looking at all the gold and silver objects and alive monks that live here.
how it feels
Cat Johnston āThe God of Hayfever (textiles, epoxy clay, paint, wood, 2024)
the amount of cunt they served was astronomical
I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.
Inspecting my grean
Yep that's grean!
History degree day 1: the past is so compelling to me. I just love learning about how our ancestors lived. and itās so interesting how many of them had a fundamentally alien yet perhaps ultimately relatable in context mindset to our own. maybe one day I can begin to understand it?
History degree day 1000: forty martyrs of england and wales ranked by how good they wouldāve been at posting on twitter
Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.
Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!
My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".
The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...
My card: Declines
gay person: iām gay
society: ok
your strange vaguely bisexual friend you try to ignore: hey have you read the secret history yet
My friend said they went to a Zizek talk and eventually the moderator interrupted him saying āI think itās time for questionsā and Zizek was like āOk. I will ask the first one. āProfessor Zizek what would you say if you had more time?ā and then he proceeded to continue the talk as if nothing happened
U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesnāt prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and itās a pack of muppets vaping
the man who has witnessed a thousand bloody battles saying the airport bar is the worst place heās been is based, actually
What if kitties had a festival called kitties festival
And all of the kitties had to go so you had to help them pack a little bag with coins a toy and lunch if they are not going to buy it at the kitties festival
Life could be a dream
