I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
imma do anything atp why not
Fuck it
screw it
Oh russet of fortune... Please just make the months go quickly and with no qualms.... And may all my fandoms be plentiful to help me cope.
Please, oh Potato of Fortune, bless me with your luck maybe today, maybe tomorrow, any day will do.



















