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no this is not a taylor swift blog.

[sarahconnorjr]

[babyanimalgifs]

They’re both such good dogs I don’t even know where to start.

Via @alisons__wonderland

[striders]

staff i am BEGGING you to let me reblog this fucking ad

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

[clownclownclown]

It’s like a dishwasher

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

[roll1uptwice]

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

ask your doctor what the fuck

[idkhowbutipanicked]

March 22 2019 is gonna be CRAZY

[antisocial-astronaut]

There’s no op because this post was sent from god himself

[internet]

[deadpai]

he did that

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Ominous positivity

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

You will be okay. You have no choice.

[jadedsoggy]

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

[justabirdy]

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

[devastationwagon]

You’ve got this. It is written.

[norcross]

this is going to end in your favor, and you can’t do fuck-all to stop it.

[alessandromancodogphotograp-blog]

[sexhaver]

two sick horses evaluating an orb

[6qubed]

“it floats”

“don’t like that”

[lovelyirony]

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea. 

[twitterlols]

[getfawked120-deactivated2023053]

Diana’s genes really just said fuck it and vacated the premises I never seen nothing like this in my life

[putyouinabettermood]

[anthonycrowleymoved]

the height of men’s fashion was whatever the hell was going on with pants and collared shirts in the 70s

[anthonycrowleymoved]

we’re never going to beat this so can we please just stop trying

[deathandmysticism]

Martin Larmont, The Effects of Masturbation, Medical Adviser and Marriage Guide, 1861

[1234tellmethatyoulovememore-dea]

He was right look at men today