salem

sleepy lady and aspiring aspect of decay i’m 24 btw #742

[heyitsgaylem]

Ianthe would actively butcher aave and claim that’s just how she grew up much to everyone’s protest

[heyitsgaylem]

Judy Alvarez should’ve been a butch. Idk, to me, the way she’s protective over her girls, her being a techie, and like idk. She’s obviously like Soft Masc to capitulate to the Gamers, but she should’ve been a butch.

[heyitsgaylem]

I will not explain this to you. You will simply have to lock in tumblr. Gabriel and V1 too is yuri for anyone with eyes to see. If you disagree, you are blinded. Lock the fuck in.

[outlandishcarp]

Being human is so exhausting

[uncollaredcat]

reblog to make your tits bigger and more gropeable

[heyitsgaylem]

Whiteon and Whiterhark

[heyitsgaylem]

Workers of the world, this is relevant again.

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Reblog to manifest dykes with it/its pronouns

[mem-o]

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Reblog to manifest dykes with it/its pronouns

[heyitsgaylem]

Getting into extraction shooters and finding hilarity in the idea that my little army man is carrying 3 fully loaded ak-74 mags and 60 loose rounds of 5.45 in his plate carrier

[heyitsgaylem]

I’m going to Jeff the kill you

[heyitsgaylem]

God has afflicted me.

[heyitsgaylem]

Do not look at any of my other locked tomb takes. I have like 3 or four good ones, but my previous one is the best

[heyitsgaylem]

Whiteon and Whiterhark

[heyitsgaylem]

sl eepy

[heyitsgaylem]

My head cannon heights for The Locked Tomb characters

Gideon - 5’10”

I’m basing this on historical greatsword length and I’m p sure her sword was mentioned to be 6’ long in Harrow’s book, so 5’10” is pretty good cause that lets her rest had arm on the guard at a comfortable height, while making the sword either slightly taller or slightly shorter than her, which would make sense.

Harrow - 5’2” She’s short

Camilla - 5’7” In my brain she’s shorter than Gideon but not by much

Palamedes - short side of 5’8”

Ianthe - 5’6” but always wears 2 inch heels

Coronabeth - 5’6” and normal about it

Babs - 5’4” Short king

John - 5’7”

Jod - 6’ He made himself taller after the resurrection

Alecto - 6’5” Big lady mmmmmm

Mercymorn - 5’8 Her homosexuality and aggression stunted her growth

Augustine - 5’5” His homosexuality and aggression stunted his growth

Pyrrha - 6’2” both prior and post that nasty lyctor business

Paul - 5’ 8” just cause

Nona - 5’4” She’s full of joy and happiness which makes her taller

[heyitsgaylem]

I will work on letting my brain cook more so I can talk about lesbians more, just for you tumblr