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@heyitstobyandstuff
god I wish that was me
what is the january mood?
Hear, Hear!
some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows
going to start translating ‘euge’ as ‘poggers’
honestly one of the best parts of teaching is purposefully saying things my students will hate so they call me cringe
i think you should be allowed to cite scholars who are bad people but only if you put the word (oof) or (yikes) after their name
like Parker (yikes, 1989) or Obbink (big oof, 2007)
Freud (derogatory, 1923)
#reminds me of the time a former grad student from my dept cited the unabomber in a math paper with the footnote ‘better known for other work‘ @sierpinskis-assket
this video is making me lose it right now i cant stop replaying it its so funny
yo what is up with the dude on the right’s vibe
incandescent
Thats george washington
i think it’s cute when someone texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like that mean the world to me
in grade 6 and every time we had a movie day or class party id ask my mom for a can of doctor pepper but i had to keep it in my backpack and it always got shaken up and would explode when i opened it bcus we all know dr pepper has much more chaos inside the can than any other soda and anyways my whole class instinctively knew every time that my doctor pepper would explode and we'd have to pause the movie and clean it up and id usually be covered in dr pepper for the rest of the day and be super embarrassed and this happened to me about twelve times throughout the year. you might be wondering why i couldnt keep my dr pepper in my locker until we watched the movie and its because i didnt have a locker in grade six after i left a piece of pumpkin pie that my teacher gave me in there for a month and it rotted and molded so bad and there were maggots everywhere so one day i locked the locker and refused to open it ever again so for a whole year i carried all my stuff around because i was afraid to go to admin and tell them about my maggot pie because someone started a rumor that if the principle figured out you did something bad she would lock you down in the basement storage room that was infamous for having a giant rat that lived inside of it and i was afraid of rats after seeing ratatouille because i thought a rat might climb inside my hair and start controlling me and force me to do things i didnt want to do like make soup
Reblog if you’re dead
Wanna see how many people are dead
your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
The soles of your feet can never grow hair
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SPONGEBOB…
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my toxic trait is my calcium based barbs which break off in your skin and are frequently venomous
my circle so small i almost cut myself off