Head up Buttercup

I'm Emily. "There's something you should know about me, Max. I'm very, very choosy... I'm also very, very suspicious; very, very irrational, and I have a very, very short temper. I'm also extremely jealous and slow to forgive. Just so you know." -Fanny Chenal, A Good Year

[madeofwhitebone]

We need more herb emojis. Would like to end a text with some rosemary or thyme

[24ozsteak]

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

[figofswords]

Stuck.

(it’s 2am, and according to your therapist, you have “a whopping case of ADHD”

[adhd-vibes]

OH GOD ITS ME RN

[dysfunctionalfocus]

Oh okay. This is probably one of the best depictions of this kind of thing I've ever seen

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

i love having secrets for no reason that arent scandalous or sensitive…like going to cvs but refusing to tell anyone at all abt it bc i decide that information is just for me bc i feel like it

[piesandswords]

checking your phone in the middle of a task

[sweetsicks]

i want my house to be made of old soviet control boards

[sweetsicks]

*wakes up at 6am full of joy* ohhhhohohohoh.. hhohhhhyes

YEAHH *my bare feet hurriedly slap along the tile floors * YEAHHHHHH

YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *STARTS SLAPPING BUTTONS RANDOMPLY* YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*LOUD ALARM STARTS BLARING* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[butchchrist]

this post contains such high concentrations of joy that i one day hope to feel

[bubonickitten]

love how sometimes i’m like “oh, i should put this somewhere safe so i don’t lose it and know exactly where to find it later!” and about a month later i’m standing in my ransacked room trying to get into past me’s mindset like some kinda amateur historian on one of those history channel treasure hunting shows trying to get into the mind of a nineteenth century pirate to figure out where they hid some possibly nonexistent apocryphal loot

[bubonickitten]

having memory problems is like being an archaeologist of your own life and it isn’t nearly as exciting as it sounds

[busterkeatonholic]

Hank the equine journalist

[neodadaslut]

what will he report

[whitepeopletwitter]

[unclejarin]

[sephirona]

Now let’s weave the threads together…

[piesandswords]

checking your phone in the middle of a task

[gorehounds-deactivated20200913]

hey why don’t discos still exist

[gorehounds-deactivated20200913]

[feastuponthis]

[fullcravings]

Giant Berry Poptart

[kimpossibooty]

[borzoidaily]

[timefortigers]

??? this cat is attempting to calm her steed

[im-fairly-whitty]

It’s a classical painting from the northern renissance masters.