thanks for stoppin by

emily 29 houstonian lover of life or whatever. fuck terfs

[pankendev]

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

[papayajuan2019]

life is but a dream

[grumfy]

just learned that my friend’s sister likes to learn what cologne her boyfriends’ dads wear and then buy it and layer it with her perfume when they’re having sex to create a Freudian effect. omg

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[bruzum]

[captain-price-returns]

Full thread

[porcelain-rob0t]

they should turn that charlie kirk statue and turn it into a water fountain that shoots water out of his neck hole

[relelvance]

[toyastales]

1905 Lacloche Frères Pig Bag

Discover the quirky and whimsical allure of this pig-shaped evening bag, a dazzling 1905 creation by Lacloche Frères. With ruby eyes and diamond details, this signed, numbered, and hallmarked piece from Sotheby's Collection is a true objet d'art.

[nobrashfestivity]

Unknown, Double exposure

[scissorsaint]

In another life I would have loved to poison the abusive husbands of the women in my village

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[neodadaslut]

the seat next to a crying baby is NOT the worst seat on the plane. the worst seat is next to smelly people. every breath is agony next to this menstrual vinegar fart of a woman and i’m so close to violence

[neodadaslut]

AND a baby puked AND a man pissed all over the bathroom floor. i’m gonna blow a gasket

[neodadaslut]

the seat next to a crying baby is NOT the worst seat on the plane. the worst seat is next to smelly people. every breath is agony next to this menstrual vinegar fart of a woman and i’m so close to violence

[dogpuppy]

[putall]

Weegee (Arthur Fellig), Woman With Her Crow at the Limelight Cafe, Greenwich Village, NYC, 1950s.

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love