Stan Hoseok and day6 you cowards

🍀 97 baby 🇮🇹

[peach-paradox]

I've never watched a single episode of spn but I've been thinking about the implications of being stuck inside a meme

[rabdoidal]

for the love of fucking god let me reblog ads tumblr

[saffron-not-so-joy]

is that a fucking game boy cartridge case?

[pancakeke]

this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won’t be an issue because no one will have sex with you

[autisticexpression]

The only AI-generated art I will accept:

[fy-parksungjin]

230110  sungddenly instagram update

[flowerinaflame]

[flowerinaflame]

[flowerinaflame]

[marcelock]

based moffat

[pulchrabelle]

[captoring]

by @hijynkz

[monsieurenjlolras]

[pettycentral]

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

[tam--lin]

Posts that are better with timestamps enabled.

[hanpancakes]

Stupid dumb little comic

[victoriansecret]

At work I saw a guest retying their shoes and noticed they had rainbow coloured shoelaces. As I often do when I see rainbow stuff, I wanted to compliment it partly as a queer code. When I told them I liked their shoelaces, though, they immediately responded, “Thanks, I got them from the president.” I completely lost it. This was the first time this had ever happened to either of us. As I pointed out, it was about 10 years late, but here we are.

[victoriansecret]

update: because my life is a farce I have now been shown the post of the other person in this interaction posting on their own tumblr

[kholran]

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

[beggars-opera]

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

[victoriansecret]

seriously what even is my life

[kalichnikov]

[mspaintly]

[surprisebitch]

this was so wild

[camille-the-space-ghost]

Someone explain

[thefirstanomally]

The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.

In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.

The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.

The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.

[amishsicario]

[yd12k]

the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy

[spiral-dragon-king]

[crack-fic-casey]

This is the worst website ever and I love it.

[thehumanarkle]

I’d rather see Tumblr die than see it stop being like this.

[mcbender10]

arthur, ignores merlin all day so he knows he's mad at him:

merlin, enjoys a peaceful day without any bullshit:

[allmypoetry]

MINGYU for DAZED Korea, December 2022

[ggardengirl]

the lesbian fashion spectrum 👩🏼‍❤️‍👩🏻

[travelsafely]

torchwood was wild for being like "anyway it's 2006, which means society is now ready for a tv show about alien hunting bisexuals" like they did it in terrible ways but they really were like "every character on this show will get gay kissed" and then committed. they knew they were going to get characterized as the r-rated inappropriate spinoff that parents would disapprove of so they were like "might as well make this science fiction for the bisexuals."

[godstiel]

idk why groceries cost money like girl i need them

[world-enough-and-timerogue]

Have you heard of an epic PoggeChamp gamer named Karl “swag” Marx

[godstiel]

no. Have you heard of destiel

[miingyu]

inside seventeen :: mingyu’s elle photoshoot sketch