Kaitlyn the Trashcan

Irrelevant+ big dreams+no realistic ways to achieve them=moi .g o o d m o r n i n g

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Ewie

So I’m listening to the Hamilton soundtrack for the first time in like a year bc I FLED from my Hamilton phase at full speed so I’ve been laying on my living room floor, half-heartedly mumbling every. Single. Lyric.

What actual, fucking trASH I am.

I’m mumbling to The Room Where it Happens and god it’s been so long y’all 😭

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Instagram go away

So I just opened instagram, and then I see this;

Wanna see what I originally posted, to my "close friends" story thing?

Soooo... I don't see the issue. It might just be me but I don't exactly see any naked children or nipples on my face or ceiling.

Maybe instagram figured out how much of a pussy I am, and just identified me as such? Idk

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I'm late but here it is folks.

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My Christmas:

So we were all eating dinner, and the twins, in their highchairs started screaming, so my mom got up and moved the highchairs to face the TV in the living room. So we're all still talking, y'know, like a normal family does on Christmas, until I hear all-star by smashmouth come on, and practically choke on my potatoes. I look my mom on the eyes, and say;

"did you put shrek on?"

Her response:

"hell yes I put shrek on, it made the boys be quiet!"

So there you have it.

My Christmas feast was full of shrek telling the fairytale creatures to get off of his swamp.

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My room is freezing cold send help

I'm sitting here, freezing. And you wanna know why? Because I'm too lazy to get up and grab the blanket sitting on my dresser.

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Here's another cars thing bc I'm quaking

BRO HOW DOES THEIR SOCIETY WORK?

Who made their shit? How are they born? How do they think? where are their voices coming from? But most importantly:

Why do they have doors on the sides still? Who and what gets in them?

Is this how they have c a r s e x?

Help I'm not okay.

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They. Have. Love. Lives.

what

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K so can I just take a second to recognize the fact that Cars is a movie

Literally. This is real. These cars are fucking t a l k i n g. They are actually b l i n k i n g. They have l o v e lives. Who the hell came up with this? Was this guy just at some fancy cooperate Pixar meeting, and just came up with:

"omg guys I have an amazing idea."

Or:

"omg guys, I know how to out-do the bee movie"

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So this happened a while ago:

My brother: *is eating honey bear grahams (you know the ones)*

My mom: Hey *insert name here* can I get a couple of those?

My brother: *hands her a small handful of them*

My mom: that's not a couple, that's a freaking orgy.