And Somehow Still Keep Singing?

I identify as tired but also as transmasc. "Gender critical" of any variety need not apply. Often NSFW. Born in '93. PFP by gazedraws on twitter

[toastyglow]

*imagine dragons voice* I'm waking up. depressed as fuck. I get my meds and I fill my cup. I'm swallowing. propranolol. *almost inaudible gulp* *mentally ill groan*

[pastelclownkitty]

MY OVARIES!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

THEYRE COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

I DO NOT CONSENT TO YOU COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!

[foralteregos]

Our*

[pastelclownkitty]

yeah no i dont care if i have 121 followers youre not doing that to me

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Common Clownfish

Amphiprion ocellaris

[pastelclownkitty]

you know what. i may be getting jumped by tumblrians but at least i have my clownfish. its me and you against the world buddy

[levil0vesyou]

Our clownfish

[pastelclownkitty]

I CANT HAVE ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKIBG WORLD

[new-nintendo-2ds-xl]

happy new year! reminder that as of January 1st, 2025, the 1929 animated Disney short "The Skeleton Dance" is now public domain!

[new-nintendo-2ds-xl]

I'd like to say "this will find its audience" but the truth is I just didn't know how to tag this

so either it'll find its audience or it'll get like 0 notes

[dialupmodern]

[bunjywunjy]

tiny prophet spotted

[bunjywunjy]

THE INSECTS ARE IN AGREEMENT

[bunjywunjy]

dear my fellow southern wisconsinites, it looks like we may get a rough start to winter this year (number 5)

[deryn-the-goblin]

Are you supposed to read them right to left or left to right? How do you know if you’re reading the wooly worm backwards? 🤔

[bunjywunjy]

you read it from the head end! in the infographic, the "head" is on the left. (in my pictures their heads are on the left as well)

[borderline-feral]

saw three woolybears yesterday, they all said typical winter. phew

[deckitout]

thaisha !!!

[djungelskogbear]

How never having seen a single Dan and Phil video feels right now

[in-sufficientdata]

you're trying to make room in your tiny studio kitchen and come to the reluctant conclusion that one appliance must be eliminated

you choose (round one):

stove

dishwasher

microwave

toaster

blender

refrigerator

toaster oven

electric kettle

air fryer

Voting ended onOct 15, 2025

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the item on your left is now your reason to keep going in life! is it bad?

yes

no

it's funny asf

results

Voting ended onOct 18, 2025

[skylightpirate]

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

Revolutionary idea I just came up with: imagine [characters I like] engaging in [kink that I have]. Why has no one ever thought of this?

[rabbiddyke]

don’t kill urself. get violently high and jack off at 11am. eat a really big burger. flirt with hot women online. jack off again at 1pm. take a fat nap. jack off again at 4,5,6pm. watch a movie. the world is your oyster

[okwhotookmyusername]

Excellent suggestions phone

[evilwizard]

op are you by any chance a dracula

[shock]

if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character 

[b0gchamp-deactivated20230613]

someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over

[yessica-k]

This one?

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[kragehund-est]

"a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" is an old, outdated saying. acquiring holdable birds is now harder than ever. though demand in both the industrial sector and household use has generally gone down, the value of holding birds as a novelty has increased dramatically.

a bird in the hand is now worth roughly 27.3 in the bush.

[hjhb-the-hdgp]

What is the value of a...

I was gonna reblog with a request for a comment on the russian version of this, which is синица в руке или журавль в небе, (Parus major in hand vs crane in the sky), but I went to look up what синица is called in eng and it's

Great tit - Wikipedia

So I guess the joke collapsed

[kragehund-est]

the value of great tits in ones' hands is immeasurable

[thistleation]

More of the OT3 with blood on them

(Ava Silva you are my Blorbo forever)

[wholesome-animal-images]

@wholesome-animal-images

[lizardsister]

honestly so fucked up how much tastier chicken thighs are than chicken breasts

[lizardsister]

it's actually really interesting how this happened, you see chicken thighs are so clearly the tastier & better option that they were the go to for the longest time. however because of weird laws with the FDA the distribution of chicken thighs & chicken breasts were handled by entirely separate organizations, and the companies that sold chicken breasts were severely struggling. because of this a pretty wide spread coalition came together to wide spread advertise chicken breasts on top of bribing restaurants to use them instead

if you're interested in hearing more about this plot, try looking up Big Breasts

[flowersforthemachines]

thinking about the character a lot today. call it pondering my blorb

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: tg at t caact a t ta. ca t g

Closest match: Strongylocentrotus droebachiensis genome assembly, chromosome: 7 Common name: Green Sea Urchin

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[holidayblues]