Robin Musings, as per Bruce Wayne
aka The Batman, Ph.D. (Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms), M.A. (Fatherhood)
Ah, I am a father now, I am going places in life
I hope my new son doesn't uncover my secret iden-
Well, alright, you can be Robin, I suppose
No no, this is how you hit a man
I don't understand why you won't wear a cape
It offers protection and modesty
Stay away from Slade Wilson
Excuse me, but those are my wheels
No I will not get rekt, give me my tires back
Alfred, where is that parenting guide again
Why, I do believe that I have achieved Peak Dad, if I may say so myself
Exactly how many times am I meant to apologize for not killing the joker
Jason Peter Wayne you put that gun down right now
No I don't want another child, I am mourning and am full of man pain
The parenting guide says that children are not supposed to have coffee
Only milk for you, young man!
I have once again parented successfully
Tim I'm sorry for not noticing your depression
But you still can't have coffee
You can't marry Superboy either
I refuse to be related to Clark
If you're going to fight crime, at least put your hair out of your face
You should use Dick's hair mask
Purple is not an agreeable color for the Bats
It's simply not flattering on anyone
I was hoping that I wouldn't have to say this
It makes your hips look wider
It's a bit small, and loud, but I love it
Oh no I have caused a misunderstanding
Don't just stand there Tim, go get Dick
No I love you and Tim equally
You can give it a rest with the blood son thing
I'm pretty sure that Tim's somehow related to me
Gotham has a very isolated genepool
No one wants to come here on account of the crime
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