I'm living in a world of darkness.

 I am Jeremiah. Mixed Chinese & Indian & Ashkenazi Jew creature. Creepshow from a small seaside town. Agender & Diseased.

[ereborslionheart]

tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon

[rohirric-hunter]

[shadetree-salesman]

I will not stand by while Grond, Hammer of the Underworld is slandered in such a way! 

[venowyn]

I thought tumblr was safe from Grondposting

[thespectacularspider-girl]

GROND!

[the-everything-man]

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

[transmechanicus]

[randomtechpriest]

GROND GROND GROND!

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

grond is when you gotta change discs on the extended edition. grond signals snack breaks and a refill of the wine. grond is an omen of good fortune and some respect should be put on his fucking name

[materassassino]

it's even funnier when you mention it's named after Sauron's long-lost husband's dick hammer

[catchymemes]

[ottosgotanothergun]

[in-the-afternoon]

When that beat to Populist hit

When that beat to Private Eye hit

When that beat to Nightmare Hotel hit

When that beat to Virus hit

[roybaddie]

i’m watching my gf play blue lions

[cahooter]

I won some lil kid fairy wings at a work quiz today and I’m gonna put them on prim and see what happens and I literally can’t wait to get home I’m counting down the minutes

[cahooter]

clearly she loved every second

[lyanro]

Angery

[death-420]

i think the worst thing ive ever done in my entire life was when i was 13 and on dA i replied with “zomg kira!!!! O.o” to someone informing me that their grandmother had a heart attack and died.

[nrautos-remade-deactivated20190]

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

It’s time for artists to stop personifying Gluttony as a fat person and start personifying them as a billionaire capitalist who surrounds themselves with luxury at the expense of the poor.

[dirgeofthecicadas]

For everyone in the notes being a little bitch

Gluttony was never supposed to be just about food. It’s about overindulgence. Greed is about the uncontrolled desire of wanting things you don’t need, just to have them. Gluttony is basically hoarding things and overindulging, especially and specifically when those things are needed by other people.

Food was often used as an example because it was meant to be shown as one of the things that, when overconsumed by one person or a specific set of people, it would cause the deaths of others. It also had other ways in which it was used, yes, but overall, gluttony is about fucking overindulgence.

It’s also mentioned to often be about overconsumption of alcohol, but hey. We don’t really go after alcoholics the way we do fat people, do we?

Anyway, a capitalist billionaire is both a wonderful symbol for both greed and gluttony, and y’all are just fatphobic cowards

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

Thanks for adding this, you express the reasoning behind things way more clearly than I do.

[despazito]

best breeds of meat clown

3. Essexshire polka-stripe

2. Delaware Red-pointed plaid 

1. Split jest broiler

[wolfuhboo]

but are split jest broilers really worth it? yeah, they put on weight quickly and reach market weight a long time before the other breeds listed, but theyre so unhealthy!!! if you let them live past the butcher date they start to develop bone and heart issues because theyve literally been bred to keep growing

i dont know about you guys but im willing to sacrifice a bit more feed and space so i have clowns who can actually clown. i want to see them honking, roosting in their clown car, and making balloon animals, not just laying around and getting fat

[gunsandfireandshit]

[fulloxxy]

Or she has an opinion about it that’s kind of sounding really iffy about skinny people and most likely herself, maybe she should address it inatead of trying to tear people down online

[gunsandfireandshit]

[prophecyguy]

the real question is why spongebob dialogue fits so seamlessly with drag queens arguing

[lvl99catpriest]

I THOUGHT THESE WERE ACTUAL QUOTES FROM DRAG RACE.

I didn’t even question it

[osakaxkobe]

[monkeysaysficus]

Me making perfectly round meatballs

[podencos]

[whitechapael]

The Last Unicorn (1982)

“It’s a very rare person who is taken for what he truly is.“

[robopitcher]

hi I thought abt this 

[willemscream]

when you come home from traveling and just drop your suitcase on the floor

[heytutorialheads]

@ardynlovemail

[m41to]

Fathers > Daddys. Thank you for coming to my TED talk