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26 💠 jay/jaden 💠 he/him ao3

[hezenvengeance]

likes a bunch of things with the intention of queuing them

forgets to queue them

[hezenvengeance]

hello if you ever look at my blog bc I spammed u with likes this is why I’m so sorry I’m an idiot

[matchamabs]

ridesharing

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

this is so funny literally every single “tf2 killer” has come and gone and now we stand alone on top of a mountain of hats, bots, and predatory microtransactions

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

i would like to personally thank all the fucked up nasty fujoshi girlies on tf2chan circa 2010 for writing such disgusting, rotten fic that the successors of the genre couldnt even gaybait their way to the top

hanzo fucking cassidy isnt lore, but heavy fucking medic sure as shit is

[ad-wills]

look away

[ky-ju-deactivated20231122]

I feel like practicing any skill would be way more fun if I could have a lil level increase thing that pops up in front of me every time I do good like in Skyrim

[ky-ju-deactivated20231122]

“Push ups increased to level 5”

“Writing dialogue increased to level 37”

“Coping mechanisms (healthy) increased to level 18”

[nutsacktorturer]

[ahagia-sophia]

[stonecrop]

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

[made-of-love-and-stars]

THIS.

[tr4shpandaa]

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

[dovewithscales]

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

[just-mythyk]

educational and salty. i like it.

[hearkenfey]

did you hear about neko atsume??

NOW GET READY TO GHOST ATSUME

HOLY TRAVELER ITS 201 PEOPLE, I feel the social pressure

[nidstiniens]

// ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇʀᴇʟɪᴄᴛ

[city-escaped]

while playing sa2 i kept saying they need to chill out and go to the arcade or something its 2001 and theyre like 15

[shitty-l4d-doodles]

Ellis loaf or Ellis in a glue trap

smellis

[beheeyem-moved]

[brainplaguerewind]

[renvart]

PARTY ON DECK

I guess she stole Barry’s pants. Coincidentally i drew 75 percent of this while sloshed. 

[casperscareschool]

tome sends this into the katsuya-reigen family groupchat after inviting ritsu for no reason other than to have a 2 hour long debate about minecraft at 3am

[casperscareschool]

Dad 2 (reigen) [3:46am]: Kids please stop it with the video games stop inviting other people.. This group is so you can tell me what you need from the grocery store or when youre getting picked up and stuff okay

~☆wig☆~ [3:46am]: do u not know how 2 mute ur phone

Unknown Number [3:47am]: Old bitch

Dad 2 (reigen) [3:47am]: Who said that

shamster dance [3:47am]: RITSU

👽herobrine is real👽 [3:50am]: ………….

Dad 1 (seri) [8:29am]: Please be nice.

[snuffysbox]

that one Gina-centric episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine provided me with a lot of Taako material and for that I’m eternally grateful

[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

[aporoid]

“I hear whispers in the dark.”

Eris Morn and Destiny belong to Bungie studios, all rights reserved.

Follow @aporoidartblog to see more!

[blighted-elf]