Welcome, Foolish Mortals.

I used to work at Disney World, now I am a College Student. DCP Fall 2015 attractions alumni. I'm living in my corruptible mortal state. I love theatre, Disney, and lots of nerdy things, so expect to see a lot of that on my blog. I really like making new...

[quelmdn]

"I remember everything."

[hayesdraws]

Listen. We have it all wrong. The Sun King was a Darkbringer, not a light magic person. It's why he married a Lightbringer (The Lady) and has Anharion as top general or whatever. Because they actually have light magic (Lady: bringer, Anharion: binder)

When Sarcean meets The Lady he notes having never seen lightbinding before(Dark Heir page 220), which leaves The Sun King to be a bringer.... of what? Darkness! He created the shadow kings, the steward shadows, the dark artifacts (it's why Will wanted to burn them) BUT bringers can only do that: bring.

Which is where Sarcean comes in: "-though no one knew the deeds that he was tasked to perform, or that while many of the king's victories were celebrated in the sun, they were won in the dark." -Dark Heir page 219. BOOM. He needed a darkbinder bc binders actually Control and Manipulate the elements and Sarcean hated it which is also why Sarcean was considered the King of the shadow kings and also why he was the "Dark Heir"- dark was made but he quite literally inherited e everything shadow and evil bc he was the only one able to control them.

[sowlmates]

I love unreliable narrators who withhold information deliberately. Who know exactly what's going on and straight up lie about it. I love narrators who lie to the reader, to everyone around them and especially to themselves

[retrogamingblog2]

Pokemon x Animal Crossing Halloween Stickers made by DJMLNDZART

[hfen]

Finally getting around to going through photos from Shanghai! Miss this park so much. #shanghaidisneyland (at Shanghai Disneyland Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnbbFeLl5v4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=e015p5319pe5

[hfen]

Full Disclosure, it was so much fun to see you @misterjessenickell in Adams Family!! We were blown away by this production, and we’re so proud of you! #adamsfamily #plazatheatrecompany (at Plaza Theatre Company) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnNfhIAFdmh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=9ry0weik5b1z

[toothygremlin]

I’d like to give a very big fuck you to anyone who talks badly about janitors, trashmen, maids, house cleaners,ect.

[hfen]

Nothing better than sleepy cat cuddles 💞 https://www.instagram.com/p/BmqoEeSFRSp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1pnqzwi1vdvev

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[i-need-fangirl-therapy]

He leap

[azaraspirit]

that little yelp at the end oh my god

[alongfalltothetop-deactivated20]

Oh I’m an asshole.

So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.

So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.

But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.

Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.

Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.

She stops, wide-eyed.

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”

I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”

Then I winked at her, and walked away.

[curiowitch]

[enzerusworld]

[hfen]

Will Love Survive?? (at Dallas Summer Musicals) https://www.instagram.com/p/BmCXVgJFRFe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qc7bblef52fr

[braixxen]

me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

[hfen]

By the way, @makepeacemartin and I got a cat! Meet Minerva Jane. Swipe for some funny photos of her.

[hfen]

By the way, @makepeacemartin and I got a cat. Say hello to Minerva Jane! Swipe for some funny cat pics

[bunniope]

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

[ginger-ale-official]

Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

[bunniope]

me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale

[ginger-ale-official]

Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!

[hfen]

From freshman year to now, we’ve come so far in more ways than one! Out of all of our adventures together this is one of the greatest. I’m SO excited to stand by my dear friend’s side on her special day!! #walkerdowntheaisle @kayla_ren