Dear God Whats Happening

(He/Him) I haven’t been on this hellsite in forever

[pattonwillliterallyfightyou]

he moves now oh shoot oh heck

[remus-positivity]

[stonedunseelie]

[romantichopelessly]

[such-a-dumbass]

[awesomehoggirl]

bitches b like ‘hes my right hand man’ JUST SAY HES YOUR BEST FRIEND . SAY ITTTTTT

[deusleonis-moved-deactivated202]

op have you considered that maybe right hand man sounds cooler and has more homoerotic subtext?

[awesomehoggirl]

op has reconsidered . youre right

[headspace-hotel]

Finally, an example of productive discourse and growth on the Internet

[stimman4000]

[socialistexan]

2. Eat Hot Chip

[enemy0gene]

3. Lie

[wellthatsjustgreat]

The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness” is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.

[starlightomatic]

Honestly, nevermind the low price, if seeing doctors was this logistically easy I’d have way better health. With adhd/anxiety/depression, seeing doctors is usually just too complicated and takes too much energy to deal with.

[1queerengineer]

[princessscrambledpancakes]

petition to start tagging smut with “OSHA violation”

[odinsblog]

via christianmhull

[gaycism]

[wishingforserendipity]

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[bulletsandvampires]

this one happened to me today

[wily-art]

[thatdamnrookie]

She was on that episode and a very stupid opportunity presented itself

[zai-doodles]

decided to do logan week bc i love him v much so have day 1 smiling!! 

bonus:

Weiterlesen

[unpretty]

i feel like wonder woman could get away with throwing batman over her shoulder to carry him away exactly once, just because she would have the element of surprise. batman prepares for everything but there are limits. if you were batman would you ever in a million years expect a woman who is two inches shorter than you in one-inch heels to just pick you up and leave like she’s carrying a bag of sand to build a wall. like you are the victim of a cartoon caveman from the fifties. i postulate that you would not. maybe in her arms like a lumberjack’s bride, but a fireman’s carry? while he is not only conscious, but entirely capable of moving under his own power? this is the one scenario that batman never prepared for and he suffers the consequences. she could never get away with it again and so she doesn’t even try but from that moment on the possibility is always in the back of his mind. he is on alert. he wants her to try again so he can prove it won’t work this time. she never gives him the satisfaction. he can never explain to anyone how he is suffering. no one will understand. he stands on a rooftop in the rain and broods.

[queeringfeministreality]

I love this?

[kropotkindersurprise]

October 20, 2020 - Protesters in Portland burned down a pro-police billboard near the police union building. [video]

[creaturey]

the guy pictured is a far-right youtuber who started the viral rumor that antifa set the pnw forest fires, so this was satisfying to watch on multiple levels and also tells you a lot about the company cops keep

[jockxgoth]

my aunt is pissed shes ranting on how # is an ampersand and not ‘hashtag’ I have never seen her so revved up on something so?????? 

[goldnharltheinvincible]

& is the ampersand

[jockxgoth]

Im about to ruin her day thank you

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

I wonder how this turned out.

[sublimesublemon]

their aunt killed them

[m00nlight-equilibrium]

[khemicalvex]

yes

[violetindigoqueen]

Lmmmmaaaaooo

[i-bid-the-moon]

BUT HE DIED THE SAME DAY HURRICANE SANDY STARTED

[theawesomeadventurer]

OH SHIT

[the-mourning-after-pill]

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Suddenly feline familiars make perfect sense

[heir-of-the-founders]

Remus Sanders is a morning person and no one can convince me otherwise

[chemicplosion-deactivated202209]

my argument: i am not a morning person and project onto remus. therefore, you are wrong

[heir-of-the-founders]

Thats valid af

However

Remus would totally be a morning person just to fuck with people

[chemicplosion-deactivated202209]

would he be a morning person or a 3am person because its technically morning

[heir-of-the-founders]

I think he would be a morning person bc being a 3am person is expected

[prokopetz]

“Fear not, for neither man nor woman, neither–”

“Okay, let me stop you right there. Nobody ever lists the things that aren’t going to kill you unless they’re trying to hide a loophole.”

“I’m not sure I understand.“

“Bullshit. You’ve totally foreseen what’s going to kill me.“

“… not necessarily.”

“You haven’t necessarily seen what’s going to kill me, or what you’ve seen isn’t necessarily going to kill me?“

“You know, you are just sucking all the fun out of this.“

“Truly, I weep for you.“

“Okay, fine. A duck. You die because of a duck. Happy?“

“You’re serious.”

“I literally can’t lie. Why do you think I do the ‘neither man nor woman’ routine in the first place?”

“Well, of all the undignified– wait. Noun or verb?“

“Oh, you’re good.”