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[queercbc]

Quarantine Day 20 by Gabriel Picolo

[queercbc]

Based on:

[bread-tab]

i KNOW the sleep tips, google. trust me, i know about the darkness and the light and evil screens and exercise and meditation and not napping. i know “”“how”“” to sleep. what i need you to tell me is how to convince my fuckass adhd brain that i need to give up on doing things for the day and that the hours between midnight and five a.m. are NOT secret free extra time that no one will notice if i steal

[imposterogers]

“tom holland’s peter parker is a nerd”…. I have to laugh. I HAVE to laugh. tobey maguire’s peter parker did not wear the highest prescription glasses, run after the school bus while all the kids and the bus driver laughed at him, wave at people that weren’t waving at him, blurt out random science facts when no one was listening, work for the school newspaper and carry a clunky camera around all while wearing dad!polos over white tee shirts to be disrespected like that

[imposterogers]

nerd:

geek chic

[robotmango]

some man online: “arya’s a mary sue. rey’s a mary sue. i simply don’t believe a young girl could be that skilled.”

what they expect me to say: “well, no, actually, canon supports it, because if you look back as far as season three, she’s been training for–”

what i’m actually gonna say: “good. good. about fucking time. in the next movie i hope rey blows up a dreadnought with finger lightning that she learned earlier that day. i hope she rips palpatine’s spine out with her bare hands while everybody claps”

[thembo-x]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just “doesn’t ask for things”

[beancrossing]

i think we’ve all been there tbh

[123daysup-deactivated20200429]

me sending nudes to everyone

[fauxnography]

When you're driving and spot a shirtless guy running

[dstrybys]

the phantom: sing for me my angel of music!!!

9 year old me honestly believing i had both the vocal range and operatic stylings of miss christine daaé:

[gahdamnpunk]

[surprisebitch]

watch every gay man practice and main Soldier 76 now for the culture

[longowatchrepair]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

my politics summed up

[alwaysabeautifullife]

So I’ve been ruining my kids lives by saying “weird flex but ok” to everything and when I do it they scream no and tell me they’re running away and I made this lovely photo lemme get it

[alwaysabeautifullife]

[alwaysabeautifullife]

Ok so I need some help coming up with the absolute worst “to flex on” live memes ever to pretend I’m an even more really lame parent. they don’t have to make sense but they need to be absolutely awful yet believable enough that it isn’t obvious I’m intentionally trying to be more lame

Here’s the ones I came up with so far

“You ever just eat a well balanced diet and exercise daily to flex on heart disease?”

“You ever just boil chilies to flex on your eyes?”

“You ever just be cool to flex on your kids?”

“You ever just use sanitizer to flex on 99.9% of all bacteria and viruses?”

“You ever just turn all the lights and up the heater to flex on Dad?”

Catholic edition:

“You ever just like receive the sacraments frequently to flex on Satan?”

“You ever just like love your Mom to flex on Protestants?”

[alwaysabeautifullife]

So I executed the first one in the kitchen then I dabbed and my son didn’t say anything he just set down his pomegranate and walked out the front door with no shoes on and now he’s walking down the street

[alwaysabeautifullife]

Ok so I walked down the block and I found him

[alwaysabeautifullife]

Update

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

Your son is named Egg.

[hamburgeroisie]

Every part of this is hilarious

[fakeblack]

is this saying mater and lightning mcqueen are gay

[jewishdragon]

wait cars the musical

[dreamsmlm]

bro i wanna cuddle w a boy so bad rn

[theshitneyspears]

[famehooka]

pop culture is SO DRY with all these camila cabellos lil pump shawn mendes dua lipa bebe rehxa charlie puth ed sheeran and whoever else y’all be listening to rn like idk whos on the charts anymore they’re not even mediocre idk why y’all listen to them and stan them like where’s the quality music??? where are the quality concepts??? everyone just wants to be like ‘im a boss im a bad bitch’ and that’s ok for a song or two but like where are the emotional songs where’s the vocal delivery where is the fashion where are the performances, choreographies ??? 

[momentsinreading]

“My cousin Helen, who is in her 90s now, was in the Warsaw ghetto during World War II. She and a bunch of the girls in the ghetto had to do sewing each day. And if you were found with a book, it was an automatic death penalty. She had gotten hold of a copy of ‘Gone With the Wind’, and she would take three or four hours out of her sleeping time each night to read. And then, during the hour or so when they were sewing the next day, she would tell them all the story. These girls were risking certain death for a story. And when she told me that story herself, it actually made what I do feel more important. Because giving people stories is not a luxury. It’s actually one of the things that you live and die for.” –Neil Gaiman

[twowaypr]

wow

[lailamcquen]

[lifeofadude]

Wow

[mutantranger-deactivated2022040]

Watch this!