Hey Bby

A shit blog that’s always posting from mobile ~Jenn~

[masalaoflife]

“‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.”

— And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it. (via radolescence)

[heroineimages]

I like that distinction. 

[perkistani]

i was so worried in the beginning fdshdskj

[random-stuff-thrown-into-a-pot]

[kylos]

Arrested Development (2003—)

[meloncolle]

hey whats up (desktop users only)

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[zealzealous-deactivated20220921]

Mobile Chrome makes me too powerful

[thnks-fr-th-fndms]

Thankyou for that screenshot so I could see it on mobile

[auiyoncesmind]

Mean Girls (2004) | Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

[valtsv]

my favorite thing about cats is how you can literally see the moment the switch flips in their heads and they enter the Sillyzone™

[evilidiot]

I hate that “look how old doge looks :(“ post when it’s obviously edited to be more desaturated and blue tinted than how her owner usually posts so please enjoy some cute recent pics of kabosu from her owners Instagram

[evilidiot]

Also she still does the face

[peanutworm]

You, an intellectual: 9+7=16

Me, with ADHD: if you take 1 from 9 and give it to 7 thats 8+8 and 8x2 is 16

Someone, usually a Teacher: NOT LIKE THAT YOU HEATHEN

[chiefmilesobrien]

This is literally how I would have done it

[thewildonion]

9 is a hungry bitch and takes one from 7, making it 10+6=16

[peanutworm]

VALID

[milesgmorales-archive]

i made up my own mcu movie watch order but my roommate denied it 😔

[mysteryspot-3000]

Send it to me me? I wanna see

[milesgmorales-archive]

here you go! :)

[lttleghost]

this is ideal

[30-minute-memes]

Old-timey problems require old-timey solutions

[askldfjhaskljhfdklasdjhf-deacti]

@centaurself

[centaurself]

[dare-i-say-asexual]

When I was 15/16 I was in an accident that left me with chronic pain and internal damage that meant pregnancy was highly unlikely for me. I’ve never wanted children. The reality of me probably being unable to have children never bothered me. It’s bothered everyone else though. People have cried more over my inability to have children than I have. No matter what I say no one will believe that I’m happy in my body regardless of its ability to produce children. They mourn my body like it belongs to them. As though my ability to have children has any affect on their life.

A few months ago I missed two periods in a row and took a pregnancy test that turned out to be a false positive. I went to Planned Parenthood to get a professional opinion and with the full intention of getting an abortion if it turned out that I was pregnant against all odds. There was no fear beyond the usual nervousness you experience at the prospect of a medical procedure. There was no emotional turmoil over my decision. I know what I want and it isn’t kids. The choice was an easy one for me.

When I finally opened up about my pregnancy scare to a few friends, all of them “good” feminist women, they were almost offended over how easy the decision was for me. “If you had been pregnant that may have been your only shot at a biological child. How could you just give that up without more thought?” One asked me. “So many women in your position would kill to be able to get pregnant and you were going to just throw it away?” Another one said to me.

I am not an incubator for other women’s hopes and dreams. If I ever do get pregnant I will not stay that way just because other people in my position would be grateful to have a chance at experiencing pregnancy/birth. I’m not interested in that. I never will be. I don’t want children.

If your idea of “my body my choice” only extends to certain people it’s bullshit. If you think certain women should be grateful for unwanted pregnancies just because any pregnancy for them was unlikely you’re disrespecting their choice. Stop treating women with fertility/reproductive health issues like we’re broken or should feel sad over our health when we tell you we don’t. Stop thinking we owe you “miracle babies” even when we don’t want children.

[gokuma]

I am not an incubator for other women’s hopes and dreams 

I am not an incubator for other women’s hopes and dreams 

I am not an incubator for other women’s hopes and dreams

[fuckingcatalinawinemixer]

The Man

The Myth

The Legend

[coughloop]

[memewhore]

[hunnybonny]

spring is here

[hexblooded]

[bunnyhauntingthedollshouse]

Oh to be a gremlin child again. Covered in grass stains and grazes, hair unbrushed with daisies in the knots, no concept of my own physicality, half way up a tree and eating an apple around my missing tooth. To be unabashedly ugly, to be unashamedly hungry, to be healthy and hearty and lean and covered in bruises and full of love and sun warmed strawberries. To feel time stretch forever, only flying when I fall into books. To love summer once more, and her insects and sweat.