ok we get it, you’re gay and madly in love [obsessed] with each other. now can you please lock tf and do your job.
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ok we get it, you’re gay and madly in love [obsessed] with each other. now can you please lock tf and do your job.
I usually don’t post about big events but I haven’t seen anyone post this yet. This is the piece of shit ICE agent that shot and killed a woman trying to get away from him. Nothing has been publicly revealed about the woman other than she’s described as middle aged and white. No name or photos given.
Don’t let them think that just because they put on a mask they’re safe from public scrutiny
Note: in the reblogs someone posted an AI photo of him without the mask! Remember AI cannot accurately predict faces. The woman has been identified as Renee Good
Let's be crazy together one last time guys...
I'm gonna miss y'all 😭
A CAPTAIN GOES DOWN WITH THEIR SHIP.
mind you EVEN ARGYLE had a love interest. isn’t it strange how the only character who has never experienced romance is the hopelessly romantic gay boy who has spent his entire life struggling with homophobia and his sexuality?? real funny.
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me as the phan paul revere
DAN AND PHIL RELEASE THIS VIDEO AND IM STUCK IN MOTHER FUCKING BIO LAB GET ME OUT OF HERE WHAT THE FUCK
before TIT i kept having nightmares abt meeting them (i didnt even have meet n greet tickets, i have no idea why i was so nervous) and here are my two favorites:
- I went to the meet n greet but it was set up like an AA meeting (chairs in a circle in a church) and i sat next to dan and we talked but i lowk didn't fuck with him. like the whole nightmare was that i met dan howell and didnt like him
- i went to the show with my parents and afterwards dnp invited everyone out clubbing (the show was tiny) but when i went to leave with them phil was like "not you actually" and sent me home cause they didnt like me. the rest of the dream was me scrolling through my parents' instagram stories of them clubbing with dnp without me
My Top Ships, which are actually all just Spirk:
in no particular order:
1. Merthur (BBC Merlin): A blond prince who's a ditzy hero and an angsty dark-haired sorcerer. Eyesex all the time. (Also hc bi 4 gay.) Spirk.
2. Destiel (Spn): A hotshot with a chip on his shoulder falls for an otherworldly creature whose "alienness" reads as very autistic. Hair color also matches up. (Also hc bi 4 gay.) Spirk.
3. Danbert (Reanimator): This one's a stretch I realize just cause of how campy the film is (and I'm comparing this to TOS so it's reaaaally camp) but you've got your All-American-looking boy who's actually a nerd and a socially awkward mad scientist who imprints on him like a baby duck. (Also hc bi 4 gay/ace.) Spirk.
Jack/Daniel (Stargate SG1): A Colonel in command of the team, also huge chip on shoulder, in the leading man role but is occasionally a bit fey (mostly vocal intonations, ticks), has a traumatic past. And a workaholic scientist with childhood trauma who dies and resurrects, also autistic coded. They share one braincell. Also both Daniel and Spock had arranged marriages. And this one I hc bi for bi but really bi for comphet demisexual, which I guess could also be said for... Spirk.
In short, thank you for coming to my TED Talk. May add more to this list later as there are probably others I've missed. They are the onlyTP.
If others have any of their ships they want to add to this list, feel free! Let all ships be Spirk!
Reddit fake screenshots are an art form but I think we need to end it here because no one will ever top the destiel incorrect quote hitting nine thousand upvotes in a mainstream sub without a soul recognizing what it is. What a jumpscare on my feed.
sam winchester (spn) coded posts pt 1
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my favorite part honestly is the 30 seconds before it happened. like
-audience member asks him about gun violence.
-he responds w something transphobic.
-audience member asks him a follow up question.
-he he responds w something racist.
-he is immediately shot in the neck
date idea: you come over and i show you every single movie/TV show i've ever liked. you have no say over what we watch and you have to like every single one.
people saying that sabrina is "holding women back" by 'willfully submitting to a man,' or participating in a consensual kink, is what is actually setting women back. yes she is calling back to 50s anti-feminist propaganda, but in doing so she is taking something that was made to hurt women and making it her own, turning it into something that she's choosing, and reclaiming it. by saying she's misogynistic for this you are not only imposing a 'rule' for how to be a 'good feminist,' you are actively trying to take autonomy away from a woman who is expressing her sexuality through art. you are doing exactly what men have done for centuries; you're forcing women into a niche, telling them they have to be one of the 'good ones' instead of allowing independence. you are calling her names for not following your idea of what womanhood and femininity 'should be.' it is not her fault that you have such a narrow view of feminism. it is not her fault that purity culture and far-right conservatism has gotten its hooks in you.