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@theartofmadeline
KIROKAZE
sheepfilms
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
almost home
Cosimo Galluzzi
styofa doing anything
art blog(derogatory)
ojovivo
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RMH
roma★
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
occasionally subtle
Stranger Things
noise dept.
seen from Germany
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seen from Romania
seen from United States
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seen from China
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
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seen from France
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seen from South Korea
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@hhhhbees
it's always darkest
before dawn.
the darkness
swallows the light.
and then,
a brightness
takes over,
lighting up the sky.
sparkling lights
dance up above.
it is nothing,
but a newfound beauty.
bright eyes
follow them
as they fly.
always there,
the glittering glow
of starshine
in the night.
TIL pangolins walk on their hind legs
if you read in a frog paper “specimen was released in the field immediately after capture” chances are very good that what it actually means is
“i dropped the damn frog and despite the fact that we fell all over each other no one could recapture it”
sometimes when i am sad i go read through the tags on this post, because they are 70% other biologists saying things like “AND ALSO FUCK FIELD MICE” and “THAT CRAB ALMOST BROKE MY FINGER” and I am reassured that I am not the only one who has bobbled a wood frog right into their cleavage.
plus six or seven people who just….can’t figure out what a frog paper could possibly be. (guys it’s…a scientific paper. about frogs.)
and this one
which made me laugh despairingly because i mean
bro you don’t even know.
what is the code entomologists use for “i stepped on it, i’m so sorry, it was dark out and the specimen was very small”
“Impromptu dissection was performed under less-than-optimal lighting conditions.”
‘impromptu dissection’ is an alarming phrase in any context and i thank you for it
What’s biologist for “the little fucker BIT me and I yote it into the undergrowth on reflex”?
“Specimen was removed from the study pool due to abnormal interaction responses”
I am reblogging this 98% for the second to last comment holy shit I’m fucking choking
I’m enjoying the tags/replies discussing the proper conjugation of “to yeet.” I am in favor of the decision that the future perfect is “will have yitten.”
Expanding this, NASA has a few gems from their report language:
“Underwent unplanned rapid disassembly” – it exploded, and it wasn’t an explosion we wanted to happen
“Lithobraking maneuver” – it stopped because it hit the goddamned ground.
“Engine-rich exhaust” – the engine bell melted or evaporated, or the engine ejected itself out the back of the rocket without having a very good reason to do so.
“Fishing orbit” – the craft is in the ocean instead of space and we didn’t mean to put it there
“Thrust was observed along an undesired vector” – the engine leaked and the rocket spun off into oblivion.
“Wearing his manager hat” – a moron who shouldn’t be an engineer (a reference to the infamous quote “take off your engineer hat and put on your manager hat” in the meeting in which the Challenger was cleared for launch)
“Received an unrequested transfer” – he’s dead.
LITHOBRAKING MANEUVER
Everytime I reblog this it gets better.
received an unrequested transfer-
what’s the biologist for “my dog ate the specimen i’m so sorry he thought it was a toy”
“Subject was misidentified by aide, and unexpectedly returned to the food chain.”
Yessssss
What’s code for “We thought it was a frog but we were actually very tired and didn’t realize someone pulled a prank by mixing a plastic frog into our pool”?
Specimen #437 was removed from pool due to misidentification caused by unexpected outlier influence.
Imagine if the garbage celebs who made that “Imagine” song cover had put half as much effort into their singing as these pro stunt artists put into their own quarantine content: a fight scene performed by over a dozen stunt artists, remotely.
i laughed so hard when the guy swung the kid lmfao
I’m still straight up DYING over that ngl
A neighbor called and said she saw a swarm on a fire hydrant so I grabbed my bucket and ran there as fast as I could. I dabbed some lemongrass oil on the bottom of it and they walked in. After about 5 minutes I just scooped the rest in and bam! Free bees!
I got the queen on the first scoop too though. Apparently she was a new one because she was piping in there really loudly. This is my first personal swarm catch so honestly I’m not sure if that was supposed to happen or not.
What other website am i going to see posts where the op talks about “bam! Free bees!”
not a poem // trigger warning suicide, swearing //
my brain hasn't been this active in months
i don't know what's going on, but it could be because of my most recent suicide attempt.
i haven't told anyone that i tried to commit again, my family and irls don't know, neither do any of my online friends until now.
i don't know what's wrong with me but my mind keeps jumping and jumping and jumping and i can't make heads or tails of what the fuck is going on in my thoughts.
i need stimulation but with this quarantine everything is just going to shit and nothing is working.
i can't find anything to read or watch and i can't find the motivation to do anything useful with my time.
i don't know what to do, but this is why i've been inactive for the past few weeks.
just thought i should let you know so you don't worry about me.
thanks for your time, if you read it!
Foxy Does A Danger Dive 🦊
(via)
twisting
midair,
i take
the plunge.
falling,
falling,
i crash,
and burn.
i hit the ground,
it hurts.
it burns.
please,
don't let this be
the end.
i know
it hurts.
it burns.
you took the plunge.
you crashed,
you burned,
it hurts me,
and you.
i fell
for you,
long ago.
i won't
let this be
the end.
tell me, icarus
how does it feel?
the sun, it burns.
it hurts,
but she's fading.
you flew too high,
the sun,
no longer,
will help you.
i fall.
you fall.
he's gone.
i come with knives.
the ones in my heart,
and the ones i hold.
knives in my back,
my front,
my hands.
blood falls.
drips from what is held
gently
between my fingertips.
i have spent so long
with knives held against me.
imagine
what i could do
in return.
blood
drips
from her fingertips.
lies
fall
from his tongue.
pain
is felt
within their heart.
no change comes
for any of them.
she hurts.
he steals.
they fall.
fate twists three lives.
destiny is changed.
they all live on,
hurting,
stealing,
falling.
yet no penance comes
for thee.
you alone
have the chance
to decide.
take a look
in the mirror.
is it foggy?
is it cracked?
a warped picture
takes over your senses.
hopeless
helpless.
just give in.
what is in a name?
hope?
a home?
nothing.
nameless boys,
nameless girls.
wondering what went wrong.
unwanted and afraid,
they walk towards the wind.
do they still wonder
what went wrong?
we are nameless.
we have no home.
we do not need to wonder
what went wrong.
we have always known.
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bleeding cities,
rusting skies.
does the world
turn any longer?
it seems to fall,
and then fly,
and then fall again.
it's twisted.
i notice blood.
it's in the water.
rotting clouds pass above,
out of reach.
tilt your face
towards the sun.
is it still there?
or did it burn out,
long ago?
as fate decides,
i fall.
bleeding cities.
rusting skies.
i do not think
the world turns
any longer.
drip
drip
drip
drop.
it falls.
i fall with it.
a change in heart is needed.
but i do not want to change.
drip
drip
drip
drop.
it falls.
i fall further.
drip
drip
drip
drop.
it falls.
i do not.
i promise myself.
no more.
spite and disgust,
they are nothing.
nothing to me.
the sell-by date is long past
i wish for more time.
i hope to find someone to care
someone to take me,
despite my mould.
for if they were to look beneath,
they would find me
begging for fresh air
