Momo's theory of fuck everything

I'm Momo. I own a harem to boost my self esteem. If you follow this blog you are automatically a part of it. Isn't that just fantastic!?!?!? Spam me stupid messages her pls

[chii-sweets]

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[stargerard]

today I went to game stop and as soon as I stepped in the guy who was working there said “the princess games are over there, babe” and I turned at him and looked him dead in the eyes and said “I didn’t know workers were supposed to recommend their favorite games when customers walked in.” and someone gasped and then I turned around and walked out

[quietzombiegirl-deactivated2016]

everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”

[shrineart]

I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

making my way downtown oh my fucking god where am i

[snorlaxatives]

why is being alive so expensive

[aaaaalrighty-then]

You spelled “suck” wrong.

[snorlaxatives]

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[snorlaxatives]

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

why is being alive so suck

why is being alive suck

why is suck

suck is being alive so expensive

why suck so expensive

?????

[caffeinekind-deactivated2014091]

[bitcoinlord]

what the hell is going on

[grimmygirl]

imagine how is touch the suck

[im-moving-yo-blog]

imagine how is suck the sky

[gr8writingtips]

when you have a really clear, utterly beautiful image of a location in your story but when you go to describe it you just

[c0ntemplations]

So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what.

(via soulsscrawl)

[nymphicus]

i gave up at red

[ufocatcheraddict]

[coolyounghip-deactivated2014052]

life hack: don’t join tumblr

[symbeaotic]

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

[puniper]

U N L E A S H  T H E  B E E S

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[pocula-blog]

[jasongraece-deactivated20140907]

how to be a heartbreaker:

be a fictional character

die

[fabuloutown]

[existenceopens]

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