Interviewer: how do you explain the 3 year gap on your resume?
Me: oh, that was when I went to Yale
Interviewer: Amazing, you are hired!
Me: hurray! I got a Yob!

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Interviewer: how do you explain the 3 year gap on your resume?
Me: oh, that was when I went to Yale
Interviewer: Amazing, you are hired!
Me: hurray! I got a Yob!
friendly reminder that a Nintendo character canonically wrote and performed an expletive-laden song titled â#$@% Dudes Be #$@% Sleepinâ.â
Fallow up reminder that the song had different names in other languages and they only got better as they went
Why do I find the French one so funny-
Just stab the wool into shape
Is that what needle felting is? I though you needed some sort of base?
This is what felting is. Itâs a very good hobby for somebody who enjoys stabbing ^u^ what do you think I do all day?
Really thought he was gonna get a giant great wigâŚ.hoping actually
Wanna know how it works?
Those needles have barbs that catch and tangle the fibers of the roving (the term for that loose wool) together. The more you stab it the more tightly-packed and the more firm the object becomes. It takes a lot of little stabs to smooth out the texture on the surface and is best done with a single fine gauge needle.
Fun fact: the longer you use a felting needle the sharper it becomes, as the wool polishes the point.
This doesnât bode well for your fingers but hey. Itâs a fun art filled with cute projects, lots of stabbing, blood, and swearing.
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Medieval castle stairs were often built to ascend in narrow, clockwise spirals so right-handed castle defenders could use their swords more easily. This design put those on the way up at a disadvantage (unless they were left-handed). The steps were also uneven to give defenders the advantage of anticipating each stepâs size while attackers tripped over them. Source Source 2 Source 3
Not really the best illustration since it totally negates the effect by having a wide open space for those ascending. Castle tower staircases tended to look like this:
Extremely tight quarters, with a central supporting pillar that is very, very thoroughly in the way of your right arm.
Wider, less steep designs tend to come later once castles moved away from being fortresses to simply noble family homes with the advent of gunpowder.
Oh! Pre-gunpowder military tactics are my jam! I donât know why, but this is one of my favorite little details about defensive fortifications, because the majority handedness of attackers isnât usually something you think about when studying historical wars. But strategically-placed walls were used basically worldwide as a strategy to secure gates and passages against advancing attackers, because most of the worldâs population is right-handed (and has been since the Stone Age).
Pre-Columbian towns near the Mississippi and on the East coast did this too. They usually surrounded their towns with palisades, and they would build the entrance to the palisade wall in a zigzag â always with the wall to the right as you entered, to hinder attackers and give an advantage to the defender. Hereâs some gates with some examples of what Iâm talking about:
Notice that, with the exception of the last four (which are instead designed to congregate the attackers in a space so they can be picked off by archers, either in bastions or on the walls themselves) and the screened gate (which, in addition to being baffled, also forces the attackers to defend their flank) all of these gates are designed with central architectural idea that itâs really hard to kill someone with a wall in your way. In every culture in the world, someone thought to themselves, âHey itâs hard to swing a weapon with a wall on your right-hand side,â and then specifically built fortifications so that the attackers would always have the wall on their right. And I think thatâs really neat.
Ooh, ooh, also: Bodiam Castle in Sussex used to have a right-angled bridge so any attacking forces would be exposed to archery fire from the north-west tower on their right side (ie: sword in the right hand, shield on the useless left side):
These tactics worked so well for so long because until quite recently lefties got short shrift and had it trained (if they were lucky) or beaten out of them.
Use of sword and shield is a classic demonstration of how right-handedness predominated. Thereâs historical mention of left-handed swordsmen (gladiators and Vikings), and what a problem they were for their opponents, but that only applies to single combat.
A left-handed hoplite or housecarl simply couldnât fight as part of a phalanx or shield wall, since the shields were a mutual defence (the right side of the shield covered its ownerâs left side, its left side covered the right side of his neighbour to the left, and so on down the line) and wearing one on the wrong arm threw the whole tactic out of whack.
Jousting, whether with or without an Italian-style tilt barrier, was run shield-side to shield-side with the lance at a slant (except for the Scharfrennen, a highly specialised style thatâs AFAIK unique.) Consequently left-handed knights were physically unable to joust.
Thereâs a creditable theory (I first read it in âA Knight and His Horseâ, Š Ewart Oakeshott 1962, 1998 and many other places since) that a knightâs âdestrierâ horse - from dexter, ârightâ - was trained to lead with his right forefoot so that any instinctive swerve would be to the right, away from collision while letting the rider keep his shield between him and harm. (In flying, if a pilot hears âbreak!â with no other details, the default evasive direction is right.)
The construction of plate armour, whether specialised tournament kit or less elaborate battle gear, is noticeably âright-handedâ - so even if a wealthy knight had his built âleft-handedâ it would be a waste of time and money; he would still be a square peg in a world of round holes and none of the other kids would play with him.
Even after shields and full armour were no longer an essential part of military equipment, right-hand use was still enforced until quite recently, and to important people as well as ordinary ones - it happened to George VI, father of the present Queen of England. Most swords with complex hilts, such as swept-hilt rapiers and some styles of basket-hilt broadsword, are assymetrical and constructed for right handers. Hereâs my schiavonaâŚ
It can be held left-handed, but using it with the proper thumb-ring grip, and getting maximum protection from the basket, is right-handed only. (More here.) Some historical examples of left-hand hilts do exist, but theyâre rare, and fencing masters had the same âlearn to use your right handâ bias as tourney organisers, teachers and almost everyone else. Right-handers were dextrous, but left-handers were sinister, etc., etc.
However, several predominantly left-handed families did turn their handedness into advantage, among them the Kerrs / Carrs, a notorious Reiver family along the England-Scotland Borders, by building their fortress staircases with a spiral the other way to the OP image.
This would seem to be a bad idea, since the attackers (coming upstairs) no longer have their right arms cramped against the centre pillar - however it worked in the Kerrsâ favour because they were used to this mirror-image of reality while nobody else was, and the defender retreating up the spiral had that pillar guarding his right side, while the attacker had to reach out around itâŚ
For the most part Reiver swords werenât elaborate swept-hilt rapiers but workmanlike basket-hilts. Some from Continental Europe have the handedness of my schiavona with thumb-rings and assymmetrical baskets, but the native âBritish Baskethiltâ is a variant of the Highland claymore* and like it seems completely symmetrical, without even a thumb-ring, which gives equal protection to whichever hand is using it.
*Iâm aware there are those who insist âclaymoreâ refers only to two-handers, however the Gaelic term claidheamh-mòr - âbig swordâ - just refers to size, not to a specific type of sword in the way âschiavonaâ or âkarabelaâ or even âkatanaâ does.
While the two-hander was the biggest sword in common use it was the claidheamh-mòr; after it dropped out of fashion and the basket-hilt became the biggest sword in common use, that became the claidheamh-mòr.
When Highlanders in the 1745 Rebellion referred to their basket-hilts as claymores, they obviously gave no thought to the confusion they would create for later compilers of cataloguesâŚ
Also, muskets had their whole âFlint and steel and gunpowderâ thing on the right side so if you tried firing it lefty youâd get a face full of fire. More recently, rifles eject their spent shell casings to the right, so if youâre a lefty you get some hot metal in your eye.
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I read that a âillustration of homophobesâ and was so fucking confused until I scrolled back up.
Anyone else love swimming as a kid but then kind of lose their enthusiasm for it when puberty came along?
Iâm still not sure about the wording of this post, because I still very much enjoy swimming as an activity. I love being in the water, swimming around, pretending to be a mermaid, etc. Itâs just other stuff surrounding it that became somewhat uncomfortable once I reached my teens.
I bet I wonât be alone in this. Around that sort of age, new stuff happens, and you start to become aware of stuff that you didnât really have to think about as a kid.Â
Most AFAB people start getting periods, so youâve either got to schedule any swimming around that or get used to tamponsÂ
A lot of teenage girls have body image issues because of societal bullshit
Said teenage girls are also at risk of creepy men trying to sexualise them
If youâre read as female you have to choose between removing your body hair or dealing with the possibility of someone judging you and/or making rude comments about it
Many trans people have dysphoria that would be worsened by wearing a swimsuit in public
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So, what youâre saying is, PETA is wrong yet again.
PETA is always wrong
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Tumblr, you need to hate the right people.
Hate bad cops not all cops.Â
Hate bad men not all men.
Hate racists not a specific race.
Hate transphobic people not cis people.
Hate homophobic people not straight people.
Please, stop being hateful towards so many good people in the world.Â
Stop lumping entire genders, jobs, races, sexualities, and gender identities into one hateful group because think about it:Â You get angry when you are lumped together hatefully so why do you do it to others?Â
Treat others how you want to be treated.Â
Be the bigger person. Â
For the love of god, say it a little louder for the people in the back.
The problem with all of this is that all of it is a systematic issue.
Not all cops are bad, but the system rewards bad cops. Plain and simple. The whole system is corrupt, itâs in favor of the cops who are violent bullies. So it isnât fair to get mad at people for being wary of them/making generalizations.
No, not all men are sexist pigs. But enough are for it to be dangerous. And I say that as a man myself. I know Iâm not a rapist. but a random woman walking in front of me on the street has no way of knowing that. It wouldnât be fair for me to be mad at her for being wary of me walking behind her while sheâs alone at night.
Not all white people are intentionally racist. But all white people inherently benefit from racism. Weâre way more likely to be able to get into colleges and jobs and opportunities, whether we deserve them or not. I think we can handle people of color being a bit salty at us for that, considering how much is weighted in our favor. A few âlol white people canât danceâ isnât going to kill and oppress you.
Not all cis people are actively transphobic, no. But as a trans person, even I have transphobic thoughts at times, simply from the transphobic rhetoric that Iâve internalized over the years. So if I, an actual trans person, am incapable of being completely not transphobic, what do you think the chances are for even the best cis ally?
Not all straight people try to be homophobic. But itâs just like the trans thing. If even a gay person is stuck with internalized homophobia, what do you think a straight allyâs chances are?
At the end of the day, even if an individual isnât hateful/bad, they are still part of the group oppressing other groups. You are telling people that they are not allowed to be mad at their oppressors. That is not okay. You have no right to tell people who have been beaten down, traumatized, and hurt that they need to be the bigger person.
There are so many people who die at the hands of these oppressors. Tell me, would you be able to look those people in the eyes and tell them not to hate their oppressors? Standing at the gates of whatever afterlife you believe in, if you met a trans woman who had been murdered by a cis man, would you be able to look her in the eyes and tell her to be the bigger person? To not hate cis men because not all of them are bad?
Not every man is bad. But every woman has experienced or known someone who experienced something awful at the hands of a man. Not all gay people get murdered by straight people. But all gay people end up experiencing homophobia to some degree.
So you have no right to tell us not to be angry at our oppressors. Fuck the âpeace, love, be the bigger personâ spiel. People go through awful shit every day, and the people in these groups youâre defending can handle a small amount of people venting about it.
Cops arenât going to go extinct because people say âfuck the policeâ a few times. Men arenât going to go extinct because women say âmen are pigsâ when theyâre angry about sexism. White people wonât go extinct because someone said âhaha white peopleâs food is blandâ to cope with the horrible racism that occurs on a daily basis. Cis people arenât going to go extinct because someone made a joke about the âdown with cisâ bus coming along. Straight people wonât go extinct because gay people say â[insert thing here] is gay culture, straights arenât allowedâ about some random thing they like.
Also, I just noticed your comment about âyou get angry when itâs done to youâ thing. You do realize thereâs a huge difference, right? All of the groups youâre defending are oppressors of other groups. A woman making a joke about men is not going to suddenly erase a long history of sexism and make it so women are really the ones in power. Thatâs why no one in these oppressed groups likes when people do it. It isnât the same in any way. Thatâs like if a guy who could bench press 1000 pounds punched a scrawny kid with glasses, and when the kid with glasses punches back, you say âyou donât like it when other people treat you that way!! be nice to people!!â
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