[despazito]

[liarsblade]

Do the right thing Baron

[liarsblade]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

don't you think being suspended upside down by your ankles and beaten with steel pipes would feel pretty good for the first couple strikes

[cator99]

[scratchygoddess]

[daddyfuckedme]

[fallingtowers]

"preheat"? dude i dont even HEAT my oven. thats right. im cooking my shit coldstyle. im stretching the definition of "cooking" far beyond its ultimate tensile strength. my chicken breasts are the most gorgeous pink color you've ever seen. they look like rosebuds on the very cusp of blooming. they look like the dawn when you're in love. hospital.

[wizardpostsdotorg]

when it’s really bad again and it’s still way better than it used to be but it’s still really bad. and you do all the right stuff and you try and try and it still really hurts but it’s working but it still hurts and you go see the beautiful majesty of nature and your soul is so close to being at peace but your mind is still in pain. and it’s better but it’s still bad. and the sun is setting.

[flowers-but-gay]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

id ask God for another youth and id waste it again but in a different cardinal direction this s time

[mad-hare]

one of my top Jeremy Fragrance moments is him at a clearly very high class fragrance expo in Dubai, where he special ordered 5 boiled eggs and ate them with the shells on, and never explained why he did this

[alvintheredchipmunk]

Check ouyt me and my brothers dance!

[chipmunksfan583]

You guys are amasing dansers and are you gonig to eat thise colorful berrys btw ?? They lock delicius

[alvintheredchipmunk]

we will share with you

[simonthebluechipmunk]

you cant have any of mine alvin doesnt feed me

[theodorechipmunk]

im in court again

[theodorechipmunk]

update guilty no chance parole

[bruntalism]

[effemimaniac]

tobacco pouch health warnings

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

i mean . no shit?

[mclennonyaoi]

[o-oluuu]

The answer to your problems is self-discipline

[sab3rtooth]

[aropride]

pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways

cons: might get scared

[daily-spooky]

[amazoogle]

[bruntalism]