"I like her."

[river-road-thoughts]

Not to sound cocky as shit but I’m a fucking good person with a big heart and I deserve a lot more than the shitty hand that life has dealt me this far

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fewer bisexuals who are suave and seductive

more bisexuals who are incredibly awkward around their same-sex crushes b/c they were never taught how to flirt in gay

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

post cancelled, i’ve been made aware of the fact that none of you messy bi bitches are capable of flirting in straight either

[sawing4teens]

Correct.

[maryxglz]

[lokiperfection]

Loki: Transforms smooth af

Thor: BLAM-O LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE YOU HEARD

[tonystark5ever]

poetic cinema

[purelyundecided]

Surprised loki didnt flinch at all with all that lightning coursing around him

[demilypyro]

he grew up with that guy, he’s used to it

[charlesoberonn]

Loki didn’t even transform, his suit was an illusion and he just took it off.

[mr-quiyst]

Yeah, Loki just dispelled the illusion, but Thor actually had to change clothes, so he needed the lightning blast to cover the ThunderPenis.

[lovecraftianshitshow-deactivate]

I’m convinced Loki is perma-nude and EVERY outfit you see is an illusion. Why deal with the discomfort of chafing pleather pants when you can just trick people into thinking you’re wearing clothes?

Also, “ThunderPenis” nearly killed me.

[count-di-luna]

[watertightvines]

A teenage boy sitting behind me when I first saw this movie narrated the transformation with “BAM! Now we sexy!” and I hear it in my head every. single. time.

[imbiowaresbitch]

“Bam! Now we sexy” is my new headcanon for this scene. 😂

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[heejinpilled]

reblog if ur in bed

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[writing-reigns-deactivated20200]

Hit me, universe

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

I’m not a Texan, but this just gives me hope. Wow is right.

[morecoffee]

This is the man who wants to replace Ted Cruz in the Senate.

[liberalsarecool]

Beto!

[unbotheredmuse]

[biyaself]

I know grown ass people who say “this just the way I am” alllll the time

[elfvenomm]

Recognizing your own toxic behaviour is peak adulting. You don’t stop learning once you turn 18+.

My dad is almost 70 and always says he’s still growing, changing, and learning. That’s what life is, an ongoing experience that you gotta be open for change in.

“That’s just how I am” is bullshit, you don’t like it or you see it affects the ones you love negatively, you change that shit.

[hiddles-is-a-fallen-angel]

There are those days when everything seems to go wrong. Those times when you feel like it’s too much work to try and belong to anyone or anything. That’s what today felt like for me. I fell in love with someone who said they loved me but never really chose to love me. Today I realized that as much as I had hurt for that person because i thought they were the one, they didn’t deserve my tears. I didn’t deserve the sadness that tore me apart every night. I only hurt myself by saying I needed them because I don’t. My life is great no matter who I have or don’t have in it. Whether I am alone in the end or with someone I will always be here. I choose not to hurt anymore and to feel loved by myself. And that’s what we should all do. Who cares if we have a relationship or find love. Love is within us, love is a choice, and today I choose to love myself.

[iirememberthinking]

Dear whoever is reading this: I wish you a life full of warmth and happiness and love. I hope you’re okay. And if you aren’t now, you will be.

[unbotheredmuse]

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

[ryanphantom]

me: accomplishes something actually productive

the fbi agent watching me:

[juene-deactivated20170115]

no offense but let bisexual girls talk about boys like… y'all praise us when we gush about other girls but when we mention a cute boy y'all call us straight… like how do you expect bisexuals to feel comfortable with themselves if you only show validation for part of their attraction?? it just doesn’t make sense??

[hiddles-is-a-fallen-angel]

It feels so good to know you're "loved" and "appreciated". Like omg I am living

[gnarhh]

why the FUCK am i trying anymore

[atlasiiae]

I just want to be loved