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do you ever listen to music and suddenly you’re like wow I want my life to be the way this song sounds I want to live in this song

allekha

Darlene Parent (née Gilbert) skating in pointe shoe skates. 1950s or 60s? This video gives me several different conflicting thoughts:

“Wow! That’s so pretty! She looks like a ballerina on a music box.” “Those must be so difficult to balance in. How does she skate in them?” “It must take a lot of strength to skate in those for very long.” “Her poor feet!”

It’s hard to find much more information about this video, but apparently the skates were her own invention, and she had an ironsmith make the blades and reinforce the shoes. She practiced ballet for many years and skated with the Ice Theatre of New York; I don’t know if the skates were made for a show or for kicks or what. She later became a skating coach and is apparently still teaching.

firefox-official

god i fuckin love airports. who came up with that??? “yeah, planes land here and take off. what if we also made it a mall, and then removed everyone’s sense of time and space when they came inside?” it could be 8:33 in the morning in a time zone i have never experienced but it’s always Airport Time

firefox-official

the norms there are so bizarre. who cares. wear your bugs bunny sweats over a button down. who gives a shit? nobody’s going to yell at you for chugging four sprites. you just do that. that’s the void talking

firefox-official

me: “i’d like a toothpick please.”

god, probably: “great! that’ll be 18 dollars.”

me: “sounds about right. here’s my entire wallet”

unclefather

kittydesade

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

del3141

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I’m trying to tell you that I’m evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit

gharibajameel

thinking abt that drefen cosplayer and his huge boobies

gharibajameel

i do not doubt that someone shattered their glasses on those

silly-slacker-person

saint-sigma

@drtanner-dickery I need this man to cosplay rehydrated Ganon. Link and Zelda would never recover

drtanner-dickery

God, that is a genius idea.

cheshireinthemiddle

Now girls are understanding the fascination with exposed boob cosplay.

spooksuprex

I need to know what routine that man does to get pecs like those. You could grind meat on them.

hymnism

my only two brain cells

greyscuhrazyfactory

So it is written…?

deadblog293898210398

*has video game open* hm i dont feel like playing this right now actually *closes it* man i wish i was playing video game right now *opens it again* hm i dont feel like playing this right now actually *closes it