if i look back, i am lost
almost home
ellievsbear
NASA
#extradirty
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Janaina Medeiros
DEAR READER
Keni
pixel skylines
trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes
we're not kids anymore.
dirt enthusiast
Discoholic 🪩
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Claire Keane
Origami Around
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@saint-sigma
Star Trek episode idea: there’s only one bottle of antidepressants left in the galaxy and Kirk, Picard, Janeway, and Sisko have to fight to the death to get it
They would argue with each other about who is more mentally ill and try to force the others to take it. No one wants to admit that they are the one who needs it.
The B Plot is that their First Officers are the ones actually fist-fighting each other in the background so that their Captain can get the medication.
#i miss this (insp)
STOP THIS IS SO FUNNY
do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare
if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.
I used to be a human then i was godlike and perfect for a while and then I got tired and now im an beast. you know how it is
ic wæs mann þa ic wæs godcund and fulfremed to hwile and þa geteorode and nu ic eom deor. þu wast hu bið
You read about how kings and emperors centuries ago would abuse their power and position to shower their lovers, mistresses and other favourites with unfair favours, privileges and gifts and think damn how absurdly selfish, frivolous and shitty these people were.
Then you meet someone you love and would do anything in your power for, and realise that wait damn fuck I am no better than those inbred dipshits.
Hey is there anything that would prevent or prohibit me from getting one of those life-sized anatomy skeletons, filling it up with various types of bird feed, dressing it up in people clothes, and chaining it to a tree on my yard to make it look like the little birdies at my feeder are eating a corpse?
Other than not having a yard, that is.
i'm 5 years late to the joke & that's OK
chat you do not want to know what hour of the night it was when i drew this
Calling that whole entire fucking Jamón Ibérico leg that goes for, according to the Costco website, $650 just "Costco ham" is the funniest thing I've ever fucking seen. They teach entire classes just on how to cut and serve one of these things correctly. It's some of the most expensive, top tier cured meat in the entire goddamn world, and if this is from Costco then it's also black label jamón ibérico de bellota which is the highest grade version. It can only be made in Spain or Portugal out of specific breed of pig(and for black label it has to be 100% purebreed, too) that is raised free-range and, during the last part of it's life, fed a diet exclusively of acorns. This is like calling a good cut of wagyu beef you got at the supermarket "Safeway steak" like. You're not WRONG but also HUH?????
so what you're saying is that the cat was completely justified
I am deeply uncomfortable with this man's corner
The Spiral
Home decor hacks for if you hate yourself and want to die
did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays
but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.
so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun
Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.
Happy fuckteenth
I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging
wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding
this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly
My wife’s idea of decompressing after the busy holiday was to rearrange every piece of furniture in our home is this an ADHD thing or just a her thing
I’m not complaining the way she’s done it is much better than it was it’s just like how is this your idea of a relaxing weekend
Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done
yes this exactly
So to me, there are spoons (general energy cost) and carnival tickets (specific energy cost).
Spoons can be used pretty much anywhere.
Carnival tickets are only good for the carnival, and it’s only in town for a limited amount of time.
So like, if I get “kitchen cleaning” carnival tickets, I can’t use that to clean my bedroom, that’s not where the carnival is.
phrase added to permanent vocabulary
my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd
me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit
5 minutes later: only in death does duty end
my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it
We need etsy to get bought by someone who will run it like the navy i need to only see small businesses in eastern europe weaving baskets by hand and anime yaoi keychains with original fanart
Literally need someone with an serial killer level obsession with content moderation to sit at a wall of monitors sniping dropshippers. I need etsy HQ to look and sound like the nerv command center in Evangelion
