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Za'Quel Major. hot dudes, funny thoughts, pictures of me and my other half, friends, family, and whatever else catches my Third eye. Insta: hidingpirates

[hidingpirates]

😘

I just saw this!? 🥰

[nerdreamer]

[thedickcavettshow]

Daily schedule:

Wake up on the problematic side of the bed

Eat a harmful breakfast

Log onto tumblr and reblog posts from abusive mutuals

Attend narcissistic classes

Watch an irredeemable movie

Listen to offensive music

Eat a cancelled dinner

Go to sleep derogatorily

Have dreams that will have aged poorly by the time I wake up

[canuseeme]

@hidingpirates u

[hidingpirates]

Is me!

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cikero]

[cottoncandylesbo]

her: you better not be that stupid plus sign when i get there

my additive ass:

[hidingpirates]

Biblically accurate angel

[kidomarus]

[ip2lb]

Light, from Death Note: [laughs very loudly for a while] そうだ。(“That’s right” pronounced in Japanese like the word “Soda”)

[death-note-heritage-posts]

death note heritage post.

[joebearpr]

[versaceslut]

[pocketphoenix]

Buy E•MO•TION on ITunes

[canuseeme]

@hidingpirates

[hidingpirates]

I feel this in my soul! Instant reblog everytime

[bigchump1994]

Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

[millionsknives]

one of my coworkers has this sticker on his water bottle and it sends me into hysterics every time i see it

[kristina100000]

[fallingtowers]

i could write this out as sheet music

[fallingtowers]

like this

[picklerocket]

Where else am i gonna see a scene girl get subtitled by sheet music ?

[kazoo-goddess]

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I was absolutely mesmerized by the sheet music, so I added a little score under it

[dekabana]

[charseraph]

[ovur]

There's no time to explain we have to sync our menstrual cycles.... quickly!

[girlgirlbicep]

[robichuwu]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

NEW HOMOPHOBIC DOG DROPPED!

[luciaeverblack]

Repost if your friends are gay nerds like mine are

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

this is the funniest fucking thing ive ever seen