Lady President Romana

Ask and RP blog for President Romana & her bodyguard, Lady Leela (K9 units and Cardinal Braxiatel are also available to answer questions) Mod is: Main @cupcake037 DW Main: @madam-coordinator Alt ask blog for post TW @askthegallisquadbbau

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Intro Post

This is an Ask and RP blog for Lady President Romanadvoratrelundar relating to @ciapropaganda @timelordpropaganda @renegadepropaganda and others

Presidential bodyguard Lady Leela, Cardinal Braxiatel, Agent Ace, and the President and Lady Leela’s K-9 units are also available to answer asks.

And your Imperiatrix is here waiting for a chat... (briefly)

Any post series VI asks (asks for after Romana’s presidency) I am happy to take on my post time war ask blog @askthegallisquadbbau

Please be aware that I may not post that often and may take a while to answer some asks

~Mod Dawn ( @cupcake037 @madam-coordinator )

(I apologize if my responses aren’t up to ‘presidential standards’ I don’t know how I got the privilege of rping the President of gallifrey)

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HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS ARE ALIVE.

Oh I queued this a while ago because there was something about queuing the word crash on April 1st and I just queued it to all of my blogs to contribute my maximum amount to the chaos.

I’ve been busy with school and had forgotten about this blog but I might start up again soon

Mod Dawn (OOC)

[high-council-propaganda]

CRASH

[dalekpropaganda]

What's your top enemies list?

5] BLACK BEARD ALGAE

4] R

3] PANDORA'S VAULT

2] THIS I LOHAS COMMERCIAL

1] DALEK GREG IN ENGINEERING, WHO KEEPS LEAVING CRUMBS IN THE RADIOACTIVE REHEATER IN OUR SHARED BREAK ROOM. I KNOW IT IS YOU, DALEK GREG. I HAVE SEEN YOU DO IT. LEARN TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF.

...UNLESS YOU MEAN THE DALEKS IN GENERAL. OUR TOP ENEMY IS CURRENTLY THE ARCTURANS.

[dalekpropaganda]

UPDATE: PANDORA'S VAULT IS NO LONGER AN ENEMY OF ANY DALEKS.

[high-council-propaganda]

What happened to my vault?

~Pandora, Imperatrix of Gallifrey

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Have the K-9s played chess against each other? And if so, who won?

Yes, they have. It ended in a draw.

~Lady President Romana

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*Pat the robot dog*

This unit does not comprehend

-K-9

[dalekpropaganda]

WE UNDERSTAND THE CONCERN, BUT WE ASSURE YOU ALL THAT THE DALEK MINES AND OUR MANY INVOLUNTARY UNPAID INTERNSHIP POSITIONS FOR INFERIOR BEINGS ARE OSHA COMPLIANT.

[doctress]

If that’s true, then how do you explain THIS: 

[dalekpropaganda]

HA HA. THAT IS CRAZY. WOW.

[high-council-propaganda]

That’s not even the worst thing that’s happened to me at a dalek prison camp. Your camps are not OSHA compliant.

~Lady President Romanadvoratrelundar

[high-council-propaganda]

Can I pet the r o b o t dog?

Yes, but he’ll probably disagree with it.

~Lady President Romana

This unit does not require ‘pets’.

Not now K9. Can you see what I mean now anon?

[timelordpropaganda]

What is a cat girl? Bella told me about such things…

[renegadepropaganda]

It’s what people turn into when infected by my virus.

[humanpropaganda]

This isn't something I should be worried about, right

[renegadepropaganda]

No, it’s harmless, except a bit of pain.

[timelordpropaganda]

I have researched this further weasel. You do not spread it. It is based on a few alien species that exhibit cat like features such as cat tails and cat ears. Usually found on earth media. I am starting to appreciate this art it is very nice.

-Lord L

[renegadepropaganda]

You heard of the cheetah virus? I modified it to make catpeople.

[high-council-propaganda]

If it’s the cheetah virus I think it is that’s a bad idea… but the way you modified it sounds fun so do what you like.

-Ace

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I heard K9. As in dogs?! Do you have puppers?? :0

K-9 is my robot dog… and Leela’s robot dog there’s 2 K-9s but they’re both robot dogs, there’s no puppies. We do have a few kittens that Leela found in the outlands, but no actual dogs.

~Lady President Romana

[unitpropaganda]

Psst, Barker, did you hear all vampires are communist spies, and you should kill them on sight? —Not Loss

Wierdly my main issue with a vampire would not be it's political affiliation.

-barker

[renegadepropaganda]

I’m glad, a shocking amount of humans are attracted to them.

[unitpropaganda]

That's very illegal

[there-are-no-gods-here]

There are laws against being attracted to specifically vampires? This is news to me

[unitpropaganda]

It's more about them being dead, rather than specifically undead.

[there-are-no-gods-here]

Fair point.

[renegadepropaganda]

Idk probably a legal gray area

[unitpropaganda]

You bury vampires in coffins, to be buried you need a death certificate, therefore they have been pronounced dead

[renegadepropaganda]

Yeah but the Doctor will be pronounced dead at one point, and come back. And at that point he’s definitely not dead

[unitpropaganda]

The doctor doesn't have a birth, death, or even swimming certificate. He is in all senses an illegal alien.

[renegadepropaganda]

Not yet for the death certificate, at least. Don’t think that happens until around Y2K.

[high-council-propaganda]

Romana told me that vampires don’t actually sparkle and I’m disappointed.

-Ace

[thefallenbibliophilequote]

Y'know what, fuck this bullshit. I need to know y'all are actually against it.

Reblog this if you will NOT use or support Post+.

I hope to make @staff see how that is total bullshit. Tumblr will die without writers/creators.

[torchwoodpropaganda]

ANNOUNCEMENT:

If possible, remain indoors until otherwise noted.

Your cooperation is appreciated.

[timelordpropaganda]

Remember citizens! The Drylands is forbidden except for initiation ceremonies! This is good advice from our friendly earth companion!

[renegadepropaganda]

For the information of our terrestrial friends, initiation ceremony means ritualized traumatization of young children. I was in the hospital for a month after mine.

[timelordpropaganda]

BE QUIET WEASEL!

[renegadepropaganda]

Why is talking about my opinions based on experience so scary to you?

[timelordpropaganda]

The above posts have been censored by the Gallifreyan High Council. Please leave this thread.

[renegadepropaganda]

In that case, I’d like to stand in front of them and ask why they did what they did to me.

[timelordpropaganda]

The above posts have been censored by the Gallifreyan High Council. Please leave this thread.

[renegadepropaganda]

If they continue, I’m dropping down on the planet myself. I don’t care if I’m arrested, I just want some answers as to why they refuse to give information necessary for the Gallifreyan public to make an informed decision. And I will get it, whether you like it or not.

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I’ve tried to get things like that changed a bit but the council won’t let me. However, most of the information you want you really shouldn’t have.

~Lady President Romanadvoratrelundar

Why does no one listen to me anymore?

They would listen to you if you were Imperiatrix!

Shut up Pandora!

[theranibish]

The beach was lovely. The piranhas were a nice touch.

[theranibish]

@there-are-no-gods-here

Right, because I totally Do nOt have the entire Celestial Intervention Agency under my control uhuh.

[high-council-propaganda]

This is concerning…

~Lady President Romana

(OOC: I’ve been out of the loop for a while now but this just came on my dash is there something I should know about?)

[ciapropaganda]

Hey Narv, I think Leela stole your ‘sonic lock pick’ she’s using it as a drumstick

-Ace

No seriously why can’t you call it a sonic screwdriver like everyone else does.

Because I use it for locks and not screws. —Narvin

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I think you should be more worried that Leela is hitting things with it.

[ciapropaganda]

I am not foolish enough to argue with Leela, and I have spares.

[high-council-propaganda]

It isn’t just Narvin who’s had a sonic screwdriver stolen by Leela. Well it was either Leela or one of her cats crawled in my desk and stole it I can’t think of any other explanation on how they came to be playing with it.

~President Romana

[ciapropaganda]

Hey Narv, I think Leela stole your ‘sonic lock pick’ she’s using it as a drumstick

-Ace

No seriously why can’t you call it a sonic screwdriver like everyone else does.

Because I use it for locks and not screws. —Narvin

[high-council-propaganda]

I think you should be more worried that Leela is hitting things with it.

[ciapropaganda]

Narvin can you please tell me what’s going on? I found Leela banging on a tribal drum with something slightly resembling a sonic screwdriver she apparently found in your TARDIS. Also Ace has a flame throwing trombone that has to do with ‘cia stuff’.

Please tell me what’s going on and that it isn’t anything dangerous.

~Lady President Romanadvoratrelundar

Thalp is making a “band”. I have had no sleep. —Coordinator Narvin

[high-council-propaganda]

Oh so that’s what the noise coming from the CIA tower is. Why haven’t we sound-proofed the capitol yet?

~Lady President Romanadvoratrelundar

[ciapropaganda]

I haven’t had this little sleep since when… never mind.

[high-council-propaganda]

I’m still here and this music is horrible.

~Pandora